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The List Volume XIX

By |September 17th, 2010|The List|
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So, I figured I’d throw you for a loop. I’ve done it once before… and figured a repeat was long overdue. That’s right, kids. It’s opposite day. Here’s a list of things that make me giggle as opposed to gasp.

  1. S’mores.
  2. Finding an extra $5 in your pocket. Coffee’s on me.
  3. Online shopping. It’s like Christmas/Hannukah every day!
  4. Unexpected flowers.
  5. This guy. When I start to feel sorry for myself, I see him and realize life’s not so bad.
  6. A warm, freshly washed towel right out of the shower.
  7. Dog Halloween costumes. giraffe-wiener-dog
  8. The smell of rain.
  9. Irony.
  10. Chandeliers.

Have a happy weekend. Back to ranting next week.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XVIII

By |September 10th, 2010|The List|
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Oh yes, it is, yet again, that time. In honor of the fashionistas version of Christmas (aka Fashion Night Out), this list is going to be strictly fashion and beauty related. Brace yourselves:

  1. Mandoras. (Fedora + a man wearing it = mandora). Didn’t we go through this once already with JT? I blame you, Kutcher. First the trucker hat, now this?
  2. Long toenails. I’m actually currently an offender. My Minx stayed on so long that it’s time for a trim. Ew. I hate myself.
  3. Men wearing a lot of jewelry. Mr. T was from the 80’s and even then it wasn’t cool.
  4. Dirty shoelaces. 99 cents and you’ve got a new pair!
  5. Open toe booties STILL make no sense.
  6. Backward sunglass wearers. You know who I’m talking about. Having “eyes in the back of your head” is merely a saying.
  7. Adult braces. One word: Invisalign.
  8. Cuffed jeans. Never okay. Ever.
  9. People who attend “fashion week” and are not one of the following: model, designer, editor, buyer, photographer, journalist, stylist, makeup artist, hairstylist, PR, famous. Why not just stay in town for the VMA’s?
  10. You are NOT a model.

Happy Fashion Week!

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XVIII

By |September 3rd, 2010|The List|
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First and foremost, I’m going to have to start consulting a book on Greek numerals because the lists just keep on coming. Secondly, I’m going to reel in my temper right now, seeing as the twatards of the universe have been taking out their angst on me. And here we go…

  1. People who talk on their cell phones while inside the bathroom stall. This is awkward on so many levels that I don’t even know where to begin.
  2. People who overuse “I miss you.” Really? Do you miss me? I just saw you like two days ago.
  3. Running to the elevator like it’s the last puffy cloud to heaven. Another elevator will come, this I promise you. There is no need to risk appendages in order to stop the doors from closing.
  4. Quick lesson in the language we call “English”: you + are = you’re. your = possessive pronoun
  5. While on topic… “two” is a number, “too” means also, “to” is a preposition/infinitive.
  6. You have a face for radio. Stay there.
  7. Ordering a Big Mac and fries and a Diet Coke. I mean, go big or go home.
  8. Girls who can’t get over their ex’s. Plenty of fish in the sea, my dear.
  9. People who actually think “celebrities” on Twitter care what they tweet to them. (BTW- radio personalities other than Ryan Seacrest are not “celebrities”).
  10. Banana chips.

And that’s all folks. So happy this is a loooong weekend!

xx,

WhyDid

The List XVII

By |August 27th, 2010|The List|
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I mean, I’m about to start listing people by first name… But alas, I will save you the embarrassment.

  1. Turtlenecks in summer. I don’t care if it doesn’t have sleeves or is a dress.
  2. Girls with shitty hair who insist on growing it out. Know your role.
  3. While on the subject, not everyone is meant to be blonde. (This goes double for those of you not genetically predisposed).
  4. “Sunday Funday.” This couldn’t be more overused. It’s Sunday… guess what that means… Tomorrow’s Monday and everyone knows that’s not very fun.
  5. Shit talkers. How’s your breath? No, seriously. How is it?
  6. Guys who think the waitress wants to F&*#. She just wants a tip… and not the tip of your …
  7. Waitresses who whore themselves out to guys drinking beer. They are not big spenders and I need a refill. Thanks.
  8. Co-workers who throw out your lunch. Looks like I need my own Fridge Locker.
  9. People who re-Tweet celebrities, verified accounts, horoscopes, and quotes. We get it, they said EXACTLY what you were thinking. Chances are we’re all following them too, so we don’t need you to re-Tweet their shit. Thanks.
  10. YOU.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XVI

By |August 20th, 2010|The List|
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And the lists just keep on coming…

  1. Apartments with windows looking directly into other people’s windows. No sir, I do not want to see your naked bod.
  2. Overpaid frauds. Wait, what? How did you get this job?
  3. Announcing you’re location via Facebook. If you have to tell us you’re “at Soho House” I’m likely to believe you don’t get to go there often. This is Facebook, not Foursquare.
  4. The city of Vernon, CA.
  5. Oversharing. Don’t forget, “Less is more.”
  6. Tattletales.
  7. Shoes that are too big. You look like a little girl dressing up in mom’s clothes. photo
  8. Glamour’s 20 Sexiest Men. Um, who are these people in the top 5?
  9. Rachel Zoe.
  10. Time differences.

xx,

WhyDid

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