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The List Volume XV

By Kirsten|August 13th, 2010|The List|

Another week, another list. Let’s go.

People who put “haha” after their own jokes. If you have to laugh at your own joke, you already know it’s not funny.
White people using “holla.” The only type of “holla” we know about should be “challah French toast.”
Boys over the age of 22 with roommates.
Ex’s.
Day old sushi.
Search helicopters in my backyard. I’m trying to sleep, thanks. Wasn’t looking to be on an episode of COPS tonight.
Jennifer Anniston. How is it possible that she’s still making headlines? Hasn’t been in a good movie in ages and last time I checked, she and Brad were no longer together.
Buffets.
The Teen Choice Awards. I mean, there’s a reason you have to be 18 to vote. You guys clearly have no taste in movies… ahem, Valentine’s Day.
Sunglasses clipped to your shirt at night. It’s dark out. I thought we talked about this. Sigh.

Have a great weekend.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XIV

By Kirsten|August 6th, 2010|The List|

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I can’t lie, I actually forgot today was Friday and time for “the list.” That’s because I’ve been living in a love filled bubble complete with furry white cats and dogs. Take a sigh of relief, I still have plenty of things to compile into this week’s list.

Um, Lindsay Lohan’s “jail sentence.” She’s like my dog. Never gets in trouble. Sigh.
Life in a Bikini. WTF is this? I see billboards for it everywhere. At first glance I liked the name of it, cause you know how I feel about bikinis, but upon further investigation, it sounds like a bowl of crock.
Malls.
Kitten heels. And just ugly heels in general. Five inches or bust, ladies.
Sun umbrellas. Sumbrellas. I believe they were parasols at some point in time.
People who can’t take a hint. What must I do to make things clear?
Leggings in disguise. While, having a built in crotch cover is clever… you’re still not fooling anyone.
The Jersey Shore. I can’t believe we are paying these people’s salaries.
Fish oil burps.
The Real Housewives of DC. Might be the worst cast yet!!

See, even when WhyDid’s wearing her rose colored glasses, she still sees the ugly and annoying.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XIII

By Kirsten|July 30th, 2010|The List|

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Another week, another list. World, you never cease to amaze me!

Tents on the beach. I mean, what are you doing? Camping or tanning?
Speaking of the beach- people who walk too close to our towel and kick sand all over you. Appreciate that.
Fake glasses. You don’t even need glasses.
Sideways hats. You are not Marky Mark and this is not the Funky Bunch.
Copycats. I know, I know. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, blah, blah. But sometimes it’s just really f#%*@ing annoying.
Letterman jackets.
Naysayers. I say it’s black and no matter what, you’ll say it’s white. It is not constantly opposite day. Cut it out.
Payphones. Seriously, who the eff can you call for a quarter?
Dr. Phil. How do you still have a show? Don’t you have your own problems to solve?
The Jersey Shore cast ringing the NYSE opening bell. Our country is officially a joke.

Have a wonderful weekend.

xx,

WhyDid

The List XI

By Kirsten|July 16th, 2010|The List|

The Hills finale. Um, wait, what?
Teen Moms- why is there a show about this?
Bubble hems. Please cease to exist. Thanks.
French pedicures. #%&*!!?!! Who is still getting these? Better yet, who ever did?
People on the back of the plane who jump up immediately upon landing. Sit down, you’re gonna be here a while.
Geisha House.
Bromance. You’re two stops short of Gayville and one stop short of bi.
Shape Ups. The lazy person’s “workout.” (Especially when worn to the gym).
Coffee mugs that are too #%#^ing big to hold.
iPhone4.

Finally where I should be. Have a good weekend.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume X

By Kirsten|July 9th, 2010|The List|

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Where, oh, where does the time go? Seems like I was just detailing the things that make my blood boil and skin crawl… yet, here we are again.

Dropping red nail polish in your bathroom, shattering it, and “re-decorating” in the process.
People who talk on their cell phones at the gym. I mean, I text but that’s tooootally different… right?
Re-runs.
Harem pants. Give it up, already.
Back fat. (And apparently I’m not alone in this).
Humidity. Heat is one thing, but now you’re messing with my hair. We have problems.
Pigeons. In all contexts.
Cleaned out my closet the other day… Look who I found hiding in there:
Have we forgotten about that pesky lil’ oil spill thingy?
Lebron James… really?