So, I thought I’d switch things up a little this week.  One of my favorite things to do is check Google Analytics to see what exactly people are Googling to land on WhyDid.  I’ve compiled a list of this past week’s most interesting and/or popular searches (I promise you I did NOT make these up) and will do my best to answer all queries.

1. Justin Bieber’s haircut. Here. Don’t ask again.
2. Do people eat Bump Its.  Sweet heavens, I hope not.
3. What to wear to a coffee date. I’m fairly certain we’ve covered this.  You don’t go on a coffee date. Period.
4. Fishtail braid. Here is WhyDid’s “How To” video for the good ol’ fishtail braid:               
5. How to pee in a one piece romper.  Well, when you take on the task of wearing a romper, you’re taking on a lot of responsibility.  This includes having to basically strip down nude when going to the ladies’ room.  Sorry, kiddos, no shortcut for this one.
6. Kanye West wearing leggings. I didn’t know about such an incident until I saw this.  I presume this is in reference to the ridiculously tight red metallic skinnys he wore during the NBA All Star Game performance.
7. What is why did you wear that? Um, well, you’re here now.  In case you haven’t figured it out, WhyDid is a lifestyle blog dishing out real life advice on fashion, love, food, and fun. Think of WhyDid as the big sister you never had.
8. Why can’t Jennifer Anniston make a good movie? I laughed out loud at this one.  Great question.  If anyone has the answer, please let me know.  As a matter of fact, you should probably let her know.
9. Dog cupcakes. Here’s a delightful recipe for dog cupcakes (aka pupcakes). I smell a “How To” video coming…
10. Did Rihanna have on panties at the Grammy’s? If you look really close. Like really creepy stalker close in this photo you can see the nipple covers as well as the edge of a nude thong.  So while she may not have the best fashion sense, she does have enough good sense to cover her hoo ha.

Keep Googling, guys.

xx,

WhyDid

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I’ve been bombarded with commercials, tweets, and status updates about “Black Friday” shopping.  Not to sound like a snob, but I am not, nor have I ever, participated in what I consider such a barbaric event.  I don’t care how large a flat screen I can get or how many cashmere sweaters I can snag if it means that I will be forced to wait in the freezing cold with a bunch of cattle and then be pushed around, trampled, and most likely verbally assaulted once inside. No, thank you. Not worth it. That said, here are ten things I’d rather do than go shopping on Black Friday:

1. Go ice fishing with my bare hands.
2. Clean the bathroom with poisonous products and a fresh manicure.
3. Long division with no calculator.
4. Drink vinegar through a pink straw.
5. Watch the Kanye West Runaway “movie” on repeat.
6. Go sit in an office all day with a bunch of twatards who don’t know what they’re talking about.
7. Go rock climbing with no harness on Mt. Everest.
8. Walk home uphill both ways in the snow with no shoes while carrying a bale of hay.
9. Have a root canal performed by my dog with no anesthesia.
10. Wear leggings as pants.

Enjoy those sales!

xx,

WhyDid

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1. Demi Moore in this Balmain dress… I mean, I can’t. She looks insane! Ashton doesn’t look too bad either.
2. Leighton Meester, always picture perfect in Elie Saab.
3. Claire Danes proves that simple black is always chic with this Lanvin gown.
4. Sienna Miller is absolutely stunning in Stella McCartney. Take note, Riri. This is the way nude is done.
5. Selita Ebanks steps out and shines in this little number. Not sure who she’s wearing, but it’s a hell of a lot better than that bird get up in Kanye’s Runaway “movie.”
6. Never thought I’d see the day. Here is Rachel Zoe at Lanvin’s Halloween Party looking the way she always should. Glam.
7. Freida Pinto wearing Chritian Dior in a shade of green that was meant for her.
8. Speaking of green, the sexiest woman alive, Minka Kelly, sports a mini that just makes us green with envy.
9. Demi has been working it out this week. Here she is in an outfit that looks like it came straight from WhyDid’s closet. Can you believe this woman is 47?!
10. And last, but most certainly not least we have the absolutely adorable Violet Affleck looking precisely how a little girl should look. Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Have a wonderful weekend.

xx,

WhyDid

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I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Well, you know the rest. Something that caught my eye for Fall 2010 was the heavy use of gold and gold embellishment. One of my favorite shows of the season was Balmain. It was very gold heavy… I felt like I’d hit the jackpot. Speaking of jackpots, gold doesn’t necessarily have to be tacky (talking to you Atlantic City), it can be totally chic when done right. Here’s a glimpse at Balmain’s take on gold frocks and some ways to wear it yourself:

Torn by Ronny Kobo Bella Pleated Dress, $385

Karen Zambos Benatar Dress, $305

Nightcap Clothing Victorian Lace Dress, $348

Milly Lace Dot Dress, $385

Get down girl, go ‘head get down.

xx,

WhyDid

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Um, so first and foremost, I’m going to pose the question: When is the last time MTV actually even played a music video? Do people still make videos? Why? Seems like a whole lot of money to dump into something that has zero return rate, no? Kinda like a first wife.

Anyway, I’m not going to even bother with any type of fashion recap, cause quite honestly, it was all wretched and I don’t want to suffer through it for a second time. It’s bad enough that MTV will now continuously replay the VMA’s for a solid two an a half weeks. So, in case you missed it (and you miss it for the next 465 times they play it), here’s all you need to know:

• Eminem is the smartest man on the planet. Demand that you open the show. Collect your money. Get the eff out of there.
• No one felt like actually singing last night (minus Usher and Taylor Swift). Lip synching is the new black.
• Lady Gaga is still a freak.
• Chelsea Handler (god lover her) needed more vodka. I was almost as uncomfortable watching her as she was delivering her punchlines.
• Taylor Swift and Kanye apparently still aren’t over it.
• It seems hair streaks are coming back in “style.”
• Justin Bieber is going to be a huge dickhead in two years.
• Rihanna still looks like a muppet.
• Speaking of muppets, Lindsay Lohan stopped by.
• I need to watch more TV, cause I didn’t know who half the people on my screen were.
• MTV probably needs to start playing more music videos or stop having the VMA’s. One or the other.
• It would appear that Pharrell drives a Chevy.
• There’s only one way to tell the difference between Justin Bieber and Hilary Swank
• EVERYONE has a British accent.
• Jared Leto is channeling Ellen Degeneres.
• Taylor lost her shoes. Oops.
• Kanye does not grasp the concept of irony.

And there you have it folks. Nothing to see here. Keep the line moving.

xx,

WhyDid

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