Another week, another list. World, you never cease to amaze me!

  1. Tents on the beach. I mean, what are you doing? Camping or tanning?
  2. Speaking of the beach- people who walk too close to our towel and kick sand all over you. Appreciate that.
  3. Fake glasses. You don’t even need glasses.
  4. Sideways hats. You are not Marky Mark and this is not the Funky Bunch.1207057917_7454
  5. Copycats. I know, I know. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, blah, blah. But sometimes it’s just really f#%*@ing annoying.
  6. Letterman jackets.
  7. Naysayers. I say it’s black and no matter what, you’ll say it’s white. It is not constantly opposite day. Cut it out.
  8. Payphones. Seriously, who the eff can you call for a quarter?photo
  9. Dr. Phil. How do you still have a show? Don’t you have your own problems to solve?
  10. The Jersey Shore cast ringing the NYSE opening bell. Our country is officially a joke. 0727-jersey-shore-nyse-00-480x319

Have a wonderful weekend.