Motorcycle Hand Signals

The List Volume LV

By Kirsten|October 7th, 2011|The List|

I always get a kick out of checking my Google Analytics to see what people are searching. Some of you are real freaks. Then again… I’m the one with the blog that people Googling land on. That’s neither here nor there. So, what were you fine folks Googling this week? Let’s have a look.

Slutty Halloween costumes (specifically slutty Tinkerbell and slutty schoolgirl).
Motorcycle hand signals.
Anal bleaching (in several variations of the words).
Black and white engagement rings. FYI- Wedding Chicks just did an awesome piece on these.
Fishtail braid, Blake Lively mermaid braid, Serena fish braid.
Ombre hair.
Hedgehog bites, hedgehogs, hedgehog saying you’re stupid.
Cute ways to curl your hair for a date.
Rainboots, Hunter rainboots, Burberry rainboots, celebrities in rainboots.
Cameltoe.

You guys need to get hobbies…

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XLIII

By Kirsten|May 6th, 2011|The List|

This week’s list is a compilation from coast to coast. I’ve apparently been too busy to be annoyed, but thankfully, I got a little help from my friends- and they’re very annoyed. Here are a few things that annoyed some of my besties this week (and a couple that annoyed me too):

The people who stand outside of stores to try and lure you in. Um, if I needed to come in there, I would. This also goes along with the people who hand out flyers too. I do not want your flyer. Stop it.
Motorcycle/biker arm signals. I know you know what it means… but we don’t. Try a blinker.
People who “fake wash” their hands in the bathroom so you won’t think they’re scummy. With all the effort you put into pretending… you could have just lathered up.
Three words: Failure To Launch. It’s time to be a big girl/boy. Stow away your stuffed animals and get a grown up job.
People who like to play the “victim.” Shut. Up. and do something about it.
Having things “taken” from your shopping cart on RueLaLa. Um, I was going to buy that.
Girls who get angry when you come up to the mirror to reapply your lipgloss/fix your hair/etc. in the bathroom. Oh, I’m sorry… is this your mirror?
Speaking of hair: Touching your hair in public. Like, I’m not talking a little twirl of the hair while flirting. I mean a full on coif at the dinner table or perhaps flat ironing your hair on public transportation… yeah, I’m talking to you girl on the CalTrain…
Public overshare. This includes but is not limited to: Facebook break ups/make ups, Twitter lists of what you ate today, YouTube sob stories, DailyBooth risque photos. Let’s use social media for good, not evil.
People who feed their children fast food. I don’t mean for a “treat” from time to time. I’m talking about when it’s the rule rather than the exception.