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The List Volume XXII

By Kirsten|October 8th, 2010|The List|

Let’s make it quick and painless, people. It’s been a long week and shawty needs a drank!

Everybody (including Subway) jumping on the Twitter train. NO ONE cares what you ate for breakfast.
Commercials that make no sense. What are you selling? Floors? Birds? Peanut butter? I can’t tell… but I’m hungry now.
Kim Kardashian pretending that was the FIRST time she got Botox… C’mon girl…
The Kardashians tackifying NYC. Ugh. Stay in LA where you belong. Hell, I’ll even throw in Miami for you. akdjf;klsdjf;akdjf. I can’t even. Your outfits. GGHJIOHJKBHSDFBKS.
Brittney Jones. Shut. Up.
Flavored coffe. It’s just bullshit. I mean, really.
Fantasy football. Let’s be serious, this is just a less intellectual version of Dungeons and Dragons.
Wannabe nerds. We GET it. The Social Network was great (though far from fact). I bet the real nerds of the world are PISSED.
The people who vote against my fashion faux pas each and every single time… You know who you are.
People who leave garbage in the elevator. WTH?

Bartender, tequila on the rocks.

xx,

WhyDid

The List XXI

By Kirsten|October 1st, 2010|The List|

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Gosh… it feels like just yesterday…

Leg tattoos. That’s what patterned tights are for.
The “misters” at Ikea. I get it, it’s hot, but spitting condensation on me while I wait for my car to pull up is only ticking me off more because you’re making my hair frizz.
Ikea.
Football updates and shoutouts on Facebook.
People who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing and think that no one notices.
Painful pimples. You know what I’m talking about.
People who continue to jog at stoplights. I mean, really?
Squatters.
My loud, loud, neighbors. Go. To. Bed.
Bullying. What gives anyone the right?

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XX

By Kirsten|September 24th, 2010|The List|

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Well, wouldn’t you know? It’s that time again… and this week I’m not feeling as fluffy kitty and rainbow-y. So, here. we. go…

If you’re going to write a HEADLINE… please at least spell it right. If you think that’s how you spell “loses” then you’re dumber than we thought.
Loud, mouthy eaters.
Lindsay Lohan is an asshole.
Ali Lohan is also an asshole.
Hypochondriac pet owners. Scout is going to be just fine, ma’am.
Trailer parks
Um, what’s the stink about Katy Perry on Sesame Street? I mean, shouldn’t wardrobe have caught that? And really… is it that bad? It’s about as risque as an ice skater or a gymnast. Do you let your kids watch the Olympics? Thought so.
People who take the credit for other’s work.
Okay then, I’ll spell it out: Todd Goldman
Having to get out of bed when you just found the perfect spot.

And there you have it, folks. Do me a favor and stop getting on my nerves.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XIX

By Kirsten|September 17th, 2010|The List|

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So, I figured I’d throw you for a loop. I’ve done it once before… and figured a repeat was long overdue. That’s right, kids. It’s opposite day. Here’s a list of things that make me giggle as opposed to gasp.

S’mores.
Finding an extra $5 in your pocket. Coffee’s on me.
Online shopping. It’s like Christmas/Hannukah every day!
Unexpected flowers.
This guy. When I start to feel sorry for myself, I see him and realize life’s not so bad.
A warm, freshly washed towel right out of the shower.
Dog Halloween costumes.
The smell of rain.
Irony.
Chandeliers.

Have a happy weekend. Back to ranting next week.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XVIII

By Kirsten|September 10th, 2010|The List|

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Oh yes, it is, yet again, that time. In honor of the fashionistas version of Christmas (aka Fashion Night Out), this list is going to be strictly fashion and beauty related. Brace yourselves:

Mandoras. (Fedora + a man wearing it = mandora). Didn’t we go through this once already with JT? I blame you, Kutcher. First the trucker hat, now this?
Long toenails. I’m actually currently an offender. My Minx stayed on so long that it’s time for a trim. Ew. I hate myself.
Men wearing a lot of jewelry. Mr. T was from the 80’s and even then it wasn’t cool.
Dirty shoelaces. 99 cents and you’ve got a new pair!
Open toe booties STILL make no sense.
Backward sunglass wearers. You know who I’m talking about. Having “eyes in the back of your head” is merely a saying.
Adult braces. One word: Invisalign.
Cuffed jeans. Never okay. Ever.
People who attend “fashion week” and are not one of the following: model, designer, editor, buyer, photographer, journalist, stylist, makeup artist, hairstylist, PR, famous. Why not just stay in town for the VMA’s?
You are NOT a model.