The List XXI


Gosh… it feels like just yesterday…

  1. Leg tattoos. That’s what patterned tights are for.
  2. The “misters” at Ikea. I get it, it’s hot, but spitting condensation on me while I wait for my car to pull up is only ticking me off more because you’re making my hair frizz.
  3. Ikea.
  4. Football updates and shoutouts on Facebook.
  5. People who have absolutely no idea what they’re doing and think that no one notices.
  6. Painful pimples. You know what I’m talking about.
  7. People who continue to jog at stoplights. I mean, really?
  8. Squatters.
  9. My loud, loud, neighbors. Go. To. Bed.
  10. Bullying. What gives anyone the right?



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