Friday Frocks: Last Dance, Last Chance
Who doesn’t love the arrival of a bachelorette party? Half drunk, half dressed, fully armed with embarrassing phallic props. But let’s suppose for just a moment that you’re like me and the sheer thought of a blowup penis and clip on veil makes you want to call the whole thing off. It is your duty as a woman on death row to look like a complete and utter hussy on your last night of singledom. Pretty soon you’ll have to shun the stares of strangers and you’re gonna miss the way that feels, unless, of course, you enjoy watching your husband participate in bar brawls… I actually love the idea of the bride wearing an all white frock, but if you’d like to be less conspicuous or if you’re simply along for the ride, here are a few frock options that are guaranteed to get heads turning– penis whistle or not.
1. Forever 21 Scuba Knit Cutout Dress, 2. ONE by Kitty Grace Obelisks Dress, 3. Olcay Gulsen Cross Back Tank Dress, 4. Forever 21 Static Cutout Bodycon Dress, 5. Bec & Bridge Reversile Rib V Dress, 6. MINKPINK Fonda Mini Dress, 7. Elizabeth and James Cassandra Dress, 8. Lovers & Friends Get It Floral Lace Dress, 9. Blue Life Short BB Dress, 10. Motel Haily Side Cutout Bodycon Dress
Mazel tov.
xx,
WhyDid

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Oh…. really? Who in the world would want to go to this? They suggest that it’s great for bachelorette parties. Right. Now, I’m not even in the realm of possibility of marriage (see above sleeping arrangement), but I would disown my friends if this is where they took me on my last night as a free woman. Sure, while Bill is taking tequila shots and getting a lap dance from Candi (i not y), I’m singing along to horrible 80’s music with a scrunchie in my hair. Great plan, gals! Unless someone’s pants come off, I’m not sold.

Oh- I’m sorry, wasn’t aware Justin Timberlake and Betty White had teamed up for a collabo. Maybe I’m misguided, but I thought the 80’s and your prom were things we are all trying to forget. What/who on Earth is still trying to hold on? Seems to me like there could be some deeper issues at hand (and I do NOT have time to even begin). If for some reason, you’d like to participate in the Awesome 80’s Prom, you can go ahead and call them toll free at 1-877-RAD-PROM. I’m not making that up either.











