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It’s wedding season so you probably either know someone who is getting married or you, yourself, might be getting married (God bless you).

Anyway, one of the most fun parts about an upcoming wedding (for the ladies) is the bachelorette party/bridal shower.  However, it tends to be tricky getting a cool gift for the future Mrs. that doesn’t involve the words “penis shaped…”  Here are some gift ideas that the bride might actually contemplate keeping.

• Kiki De Montparnasse “Sleep/Fuck” sleepmask, $75– certainly could come in handy

• Hanky Panky “I Do” thong, $31

• Myla Nanette Chemise, $280– pricey, but certainly an upgrade from Frederick’s of Hollywood

• Kiki De Montparnasse Sensuality Kit, $195

• Hanky Panky “Bridesmaid” and “Maid of Honor” thongs, $28

• Jimmy Jamie “Spin Me” game, $35– because it could rain on their honeymoon

• Betsey Johnson Bra Cup Babydoll, $88

• IOU Sex Book, $5.95– a small price to pay for the mileage this book will get you

• Sherry et Cie Garter, $27– seems like a no brainer, but you’d be surprised how many times a garter is forgotten

She Comes First, $22.95– because marriage is FOREVER and that’s a long time without the big “O”

Mazel tov!

xx,

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