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Why Did You Wear That: Home on the Range

By Kirsten|February 24th, 2011|Somethin for the fellas|

I realize that I give the Hollywood starlets a lot of crap for going out in public in their crazy get ups, so I figured it was high time to level the playing field and turn the tables on the boys. After all, fellas are perfectly prone to fashion eff ups as well.

Speaking of which, here is the oh so handsome Mr. Moore Ashton Kutcher proving just how susceptible men are to fashion flubs (click here to see more variants):

Yikes! With an outfit like that, I’m not sure I’d want to be his friend… let alone his friend with benefits. Wait… wrong movie. Anyway, I’m a little surprised the always elegant, always divine Demi Moore would let her boy toy leave the house looking like a ranch hand. I get that Ashton is a little quirky, but this is more along the lines of dorky. Rule number one for every man out there: just say “NO” to khakis. If he was going to go with such a bold blanket jacket, he would have been better off pairing it with dark denim and a plain white T-shirt. That actually might have looked pretty cool.

Instead, he looks like he just wrestled a buffalo (and lost). Better luck next time, Ashton, but this time you’ve been Punk’d.

xx,

WhyDid

Photos via The Superficial

Why Don’t You Love Me?

By Kirsten|February 9th, 2011|Gift Guide, Somethin for the fellas|

While some hypothesize that Valentine’s Day is just a fabricated holiday brought to you straight from the fine folks at Hallmark, I will never argue with a holiday that is all about love, chocolate, flowers, and lingerie. With a mere five days to go until the big day, I have compiled a list of gifts that you will probably want to forward to your significant other ASAP! Whether you’ve just started dating or you’re in for the long haul, these Valentine’s gifts are sure to make even Cupid smile. I’ve rated them G (you’re still at the sweet beginning or maybe you are buying these for your mom or sister) to R (you’re ready to cut loose and swing from the chandeliers!). In any case, there’s something for everyone.

Clockwise: Umbra Storage Box, $24.99, Juicy Couture Valentine Crepe Playsuit, $98, Rebecca Minkoff Fluoro Snake MAC Clutch, $330, iPod Nano 8GB, $149, Moonstruck Chocolatier Love Bug Chocolate Truffles, $25.95, Graphic Image Heart Lock Diary, $95

Clockwise: Eberjey Anouk Teddy, $71, Booty Parlor Melt Body Fondue, $15, 1 5/8 Carat Morganite and 3/8 Carat Black Diamond 14K Pink Gold Earrings, $475, Kiki de Montparnasse Boyfriend Garter Tank, $125, Cosabella Satin and Lace Babydoll Pajamas, $144, Veuve Clicquot Rose, $61.99

Clockwise: Agent Provocateur Imogen Set, $250, American Caviar Sampler Set, $76.70, Kiki de Montparnasse My Tie Cuffs, $175, Cosabella Peek a Boo Pantyhose, $35, Jimmy Jane Body and Soul Set, $185, Jack Vartanian Large Handcuff Necklace, $1,290

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: My Humps

By Kirsten|November 10th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

Recently, the lovely Miranda Kerr bared it all for W Magazine showcasing her baby bump. There is no doubt that Miranda is absolutely gorgeous, but is this really how all those hot blooded males wanted to see her nude? Talk about a buzz kill! We all remember the first daring diva to strip down her pregnant body for a magazine:

The also stunning Demi Moore bared her bump for Vanity Fair. So, here’s the dilemma… is showing off our childbearing belly cool or uncouth? I can’t decide whether it’s a beautiful tribute to motherhood or just TMI. What do you think?

Lovely lady lumps.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: This Week’s Top 10 Celebrity Looks

By Kirsten|October 30th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

Demi Moore in this Balmain dress… I mean, I can’t. She looks insane! Ashton doesn’t look too bad either.
Leighton Meester, always picture perfect in Elie Saab.
Claire Danes proves that simple black is always chic with this Lanvin gown.
Sienna Miller is absolutely stunning in Stella McCartney. Take note, Riri. This is the way nude is done.
Selita Ebanks steps out and shines in this little number. Not sure who she’s wearing, but it’s a hell of a lot better than that bird get up in Kanye’s Runaway “movie.”
Never thought I’d see the day. Here is Rachel Zoe at Lanvin’s Halloween Party looking the way she always should. Glam.
Freida Pinto wearing Chritian Dior in a shade of green that was meant for her.
Speaking of green, the sexiest woman alive, Minka Kelly, sports a mini that just makes us green with envy.
Demi has been working it out this week. Here she is in an outfit that looks like it came straight from WhyDid’s closet. Can you believe this woman is 47?!
And last, but most certainly not least we have the absolutely adorable Violet Affleck looking precisely how a little girl should look. Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Have a wonderful weekend.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XX

By Kirsten|September 24th, 2010|The List|

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Well, wouldn’t you know? It’s that time again… and this week I’m not feeling as fluffy kitty and rainbow-y. So, here. we. go…

If you’re going to write a HEADLINE… please at least spell it right. If you think that’s how you spell “loses” then you’re dumber than we thought.
Loud, mouthy eaters.
Lindsay Lohan is an asshole.
Ali Lohan is also an asshole.
Hypochondriac pet owners. Scout is going to be just fine, ma’am.
Trailer parks
Um, what’s the stink about Katy Perry on Sesame Street? I mean, shouldn’t wardrobe have caught that? And really… is it that bad? It’s about as risque as an ice skater or a gymnast. Do you let your kids watch the Olympics? Thought so.
People who take the credit for other’s work.
Okay then, I’ll spell it out: Todd Goldman
Having to get out of bed when you just found the perfect spot.