Would You Wednesday: Christina Aguilera

I’m not sure you guys are aware of how strongly I feel about Christina Aguilera, so you should know how much this pains me (and make totally clear that I’m completely unbiased when it comes to bad fashion). Here is the lovely songstress a few days back and she looks… well… um…

Dirrty? I’m a firm believer that if you’re going to do the whole “platinum” tresses, you must steer clear of the clementine skin tone. This looks more Miss Piggy and less Marilyn Monroe. And what’s going on around your eyes, you little blonde raccoon? Did you fall asleep with your sunnies on? Ugh…

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So many wonderful people I know have been getting engaged. Though I have yet to experience that moment of bliss, I can only imagine it’s a truly sacred once in a lifetime feeling. That being said, while discussing said time of puffy clouds, sparkles, and marshmallows with my beloved, I made him pinky swear that we would not partake in one particular betrothed tradition… engagement photos. Some of you may be cocking your head sideways and wondering why I’m being such a Scrooge about something that sounds so seemingly fun… Well, I have gathered quite a bit of evidence as to why I’m not going to go ahead and jump off the Kodak moment bandwagon.




Moving right along to Exhibit B- Sea Follies:




And finally, Exhibit C- Forgettable Moments: 






























