I’m not sure you guys are aware of how strongly I feel about Christina Aguilera, so you should know how much this pains me (and make totally clear that I’m completely unbiased when it comes to bad fashion). Here is the lovely songstress a few days back and she looks… well… um…


Dirrty? I’m a firm believer that if you’re going to do the whole “platinum” tresses, you must steer clear of the clementine skin tone. This looks more Miss Piggy and less Marilyn Monroe. And what’s going on around your eyes, you little blonde raccoon? Did you fall asleep with your sunnies on? Ugh…