Society basically demands perfection from women these days. That’s a lot of pressure and I don’t know about you, but I don’t have time for all of that. So in order to cut some corners and fake the beauty funk, there are a few tricks of the trade that will have you looking effortlessly beautiful in much less time, pain, and money than one might think. Be a beauty magician and pull some tomfoolery on these fools.
This spring it’s okay to let it all hang out. What I mean is that the amount of sheer fabrics on the runway was enough to make Madonna blush. Couple that with the whole “underwear as outerwear” trend and you’re in for a serious game of peek-a-boo –and I’m not talking the version you play with your niece.
While this trend may seem a bit risque and a little overwhelming, it doesn’t have to be. Adding a little sheer fabric to your outfit is a great way to show skin in an unexpected manner. It’s sexy without being totally obvious. Just make sure to apply this trend in small doses. And NEVER wear a sheer bottom unless, of course, you’re frolicking on the beaches of St. Tropez. (I know that seems self explanatory, but one can never be too careful).
I’ve recreated one of my favorite outfits almost to a T (the shirt is a different color, multiply my A&A bangles by about 5 and add 1) for an easy and appropriate option – and so you can look just like me:
This outfit is also great for a “day to night” transition. Layer a scarf and either a waterfall cardigan or boyfriend blazer for day and then remove scarf and outerwear to party all night. Don’t forget to revisit my sheer “Do’s and Don’ts.”
Let’s have a closer look… Good word. I mean, I’m not sure I even know what to say about this one. Nevermind, yes I do. Beyonce (BeyBey), Jay is NEVER supposed to look better than you. How is that even possible? You’re supposed to be the pretty one!
Ugh… I can’t look at this anymore. What do you guys think?
So, as I was perusing Facebook on my Blackberry last night while I waited for my girlfriend to return from the bathroom, I became irate. I think people are abusing the right to “update” their “status.” This very same topic made “the list” not so long ago and it seems that some of you did not get the point. Here is just a small sampling of the updates that I encountered:
I haven’t been up this late in a long time. Thanks, coffee!!
Alright, world. I’m ready for you.
Hahahahaha…. just giggly
i <3 mamosas
bored… so I’m off to tan.
laying in bed
Is so so so sad.. Thought it was my turn to be happy??????
It’s party day!
It’s going to be a crazy day….crazy crazy crazy!!
is St. Tropez.
easier said than done….. coulda woulda shoulda..
Apologies if one of those is yours. Upon reading these to my friend, a cleanse of my Facebook friends was strongly suggested. While a few were certainly sacrificed, I figured I’d give some status update pointers before ridding my account of the rest of you Facebook status spammers.
Spellcheck, spellcheck, spellcheck. That little red line under the word you just typed is trying to tell you something. Another rule of thumb? Don’t use words that you can’t spell.
If you are on Facebook, we already know that you’re probably bored. No need to broadcast it.
A half assed coy “happy” or “excited” post is bullshit. No one likes a tease. Either spill the beans o or don’t.
Don’t forget to remove the “is.” You are a not a city, a country, or an emotion.
Broadcasting your personal problems is what therapy is for. No one on your friends list is that interested. If you need help, call a professional.
I don’t care what you had for breakfast and neither do your 300 other “friends.”
Facebook is not meant for bragging about how great your life is. Are you trying to convince us or yourself?
You are not Eminem. Quoting song lyrics is unnecessary. I get it, you’re feeling exactly like Christina Aguilera did when she wrote the lyrics to her last ballad- except she didn’t write it. Her producer did. Shut up. No one cares.
I do not need a play by play of your schedule. Facebook is not a Post-it. If you need a reminder, write yourself a note.
Before you post, ask yourself, “Would I give a shit if someone else wrote this?”
I have again gone missing. Apologies. However, I think I have a pretty good reason this time. Perhaps, something even you can relate to.
Friends, I am suffering from my very own “quarter life crisis.” When I told my father about this, he thought I had made it up. After sending him article after article chronicling this ever growing epidemic, he started to understand.
After becoming part of the 10% back in May, I enjoyed my summer vacation. However, now that people are heading back to school and Hamptons shares are winding down, I couldn’t help but feel like I should be heading back to something as well. Add to that a rough patch in my fairytale romance and I needed to head somewhere warm and I don’t mean South Beach. I needed some good old fashioned TLC. I needed to remember what normal looks like.
New York is an amazing place to live, but can really get to you if you don’t take a break every once in a while (St. Tropez does not count). I am lucky to have an amazing family that has kept me grounded and kept me from forgetting my morals and losing track of my priorities.
So this is why I decided I needed to get back to my roots (and no, I’m not talking about my haircolor- though my grandmother did so sweetly point out that my hair is “darker” than normal). I am enjoying front porches, lazy days, old friends, and fresh air.
I’ll be back to the city soon, recharged and refocused, but in the meantime, there are a lot of fashion faux pas to go around. Hey, I said it was normal here, not fashionable!