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The List Volume XVIII

By |September 10th, 2010|The List|

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Oh yes, it is, yet again, that time. In honor of the fashionistas version of Christmas (aka Fashion Night Out), this list is going to be strictly fashion and beauty related. Brace yourselves:

  1. Mandoras. (Fedora + a man wearing it = mandora). Didn’t we go through this once already with JT? I blame you, Kutcher. First the trucker hat, now this?
  2. Long toenails. I’m actually currently an offender. My Minx stayed on so long that it’s time for a trim. Ew. I hate myself.
  3. Men wearing a lot of jewelry. Mr. T was from the 80’s and even then it wasn’t cool.
  4. Dirty shoelaces. 99 cents and you’ve got a new pair!
  5. Open toe booties STILL make no sense.
  6. Backward sunglass wearers. You know who I’m talking about. Having “eyes in the back of your head” is merely a saying.
  7. Adult braces. One word: Invisalign.
  8. Cuffed jeans. Never okay. Ever.
  9. People who attend “fashion week” and are not one of the following: model, designer, editor, buyer, photographer, journalist, stylist, makeup artist, hairstylist, PR, famous. Why not just stay in town for the VMA’s?
  10. You are NOT a model.

Happy Fashion Week!

xx,

WhyDid

WhyDid Wisdom: Shut Yo Mouth.

By |September 9th, 2010|WhyDid Wisdom|

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Have you ever been minding your own business when someone came out of nowhere and told you what to do?

A gentleman once informed my girlfriend when she was just wearing her sunglasses and trying to cross the street that it was not, in fact, sunny. She looked at him baffled. “I mean, well thank you, sir. I wasn’t aware that the well being of my pupils lied in your hands. I do, however, appreciate your concern.”

I understand the general comments like, “Your shoe’s untied” or “You’ve got something on your bum” but what about these unnecessary bits of advice? Are they necessary? Probs not.

On the other hand, my bf was manning the Gilt City Sprinkles cupcake truck, when he saw a man give his dog a CHOCOLATE cupcake. That’s right, chocolate. You know, the kind that kills dogs when they eat it. Anyway, he was concerned (as any normal animal lover would be) that the dog was going to die on the spot after ingesting such large quantities of cocoa. So, he said to the man that dogs are not supposed to eat chocolate. What did the man do? He gave a death stare and turned and walked away. I pray that poor pooch made it through the night and then packed his bones and left home.

So when is it okay to give advice and when should you keep your mouth shut? Remember the episode of Sex and the City where Carrie’s friend, Susan Sharon, asks for advice about whether or not to divorce her husband? It’s one of those tricky situations where you lose no matter what you say.

My vote? Unless your friend has spinach in her teeth or is about to fall down a manhole, it’s probably best to keep your mouth shut with the unnecessary commentary.

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Leighton Meester Edition

By |September 8th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

UGH. This really upsets me cause there aren’t two things I love much more than Gossip Girl and Leighton Meester. That being said…

61519851Here is Leighton at the Fashion’s Night Out: The Show on Tuesday night wearing a Versus dress, Louis Vuitton clutch, and Christian Louboutin booties. I mean, She is so gorge, but this outfit is horrid. The only thing it makes me want to do is gossip about how ugly it is. Sigh, why, Blair Leighton, why? Now the Columbia girls are never going to accept you!

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You know you love me.

xx,

WhyDid

WhyDid Wisdom: I Pity the Fool

By |September 7th, 2010|WhyDid Wisdom|
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Do you remember when Jessica Simpson attempted making “dumb” look cute (Newlyweds ring a bell)? Remember what that did to her “career”? Yeah, about that… I never particularly cared for Ms. Simpson to begin with, but after watching her question whether tuna was, in fact, chicken or fish, I hit my limit. I’m not sure when girls thought that being “ditzy” equated to being darling, but I’m going to need it to stop. So, I’m here to disspell the rumor that being anything but brilliant is attractive. I’m not saying we need to split atoms and cure cancer (though that would be pretty bad ass), but I am saying that beauty mixed with brains will get you much further than any helpless act. Here’s a list of ten things that any savvy chick should know how to do (and how to do them):
  1. Change a tire.
  2. Backup your computer.
  3. Do your taxes.
  4. Cook a steak.
  5. Sew.
  6. Drive a stick.
  7. Tie a tie.
  8. Play poker.
  9. Hang a picture/drapes/aka use tools.
  10. Tell a dirty joke.

Smart is the new pretty.

xx,

WhyDid

Friday Frocks: Red Alert

By |September 3rd, 2010|Friday Frocks|

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One of the very hottest colors coming down the runway for Fall was red. Bright, delicious, bold red. So in homage to what’s hot on the catwalk, this week’s edition is dedicated to red.

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Picture 9Wet Seal Open Back Mini Dress, $22.50

mason2014812010_p1_v1_m56577569832025876_254x500Mason by Michelle Mason One Shoulder Dress, $396

76620463-04Forever 21 Ruffle Dotted Dress, $24.90

issaa2005330810_p1_v1_m56577569831956878_254x500Issa Kimono Dress, $582

Picture 10ABS by Allen Schwartz Striped Dress, $144

Picture 11Jay Goddfrey Dawson Dress, $277

Looking hot.

xx,

WhyDid