I realize you consider yourself a bit of an “environmentalist” by not actually having a newspaper delivered, so I’ve gone ahead and collected some headlines to make you sound like that might actually be true rather than a cop out as to why you have no clue.

• There was never a reason to watch golf until Adam Scott. [People]
• But don’t think you’ll get his attention with crafty texts of fake status updates. [Glamour]
• Behold: the collapse of gold. [Gawker]
• Won’t matter to these Apple execs though. [Bloomberg]
• Or Sean Parker’s $9M wedding decor plans. [Betabeat]
• Also making it a good time for $500M renovation of Wrigley Field. [AP]
• Justin Bieber is a bigger dimwit than once thought! [NY Post]
• And he probably doesn’t know what a VHS tape is, but now you can make your YouTube videos look like one. [Mashable]
• These animal mashups should totally exist in real life. [Mashable]
• P.S. dinosaurs can swim! [Huffington Post]

So carry on with your Monday and thanks for recycling.

xx,

WhyDid

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Typically, I reserve these posts for mid-week brain fodder and date commentary, but why not start off your Monday looking and sounding like you did more than shop, imbibe, and snooze this weekend?

• We lost two iconic women: one changed the British economy, the other changed fashion. [ NY Times, The Cut]
• Speaking of fashion, here’s a true case of the pot calling the kettle black… [Huffington Post]
• Seems men have all kinds of ridiculous things to say as of late. For instance, here’s A$AP Rocky’s take on beauty. [The Coveteur]
• And Ray-J made a new song that was definitely not about Kim K (and her gratuitous baby bump shot). [The Cut]
• And Chris Brown and Rihanna are over FOR GOOD (for now) after he’s been hanging with a hot waitress and beautiful blonde. [E! Online]
• Maybe these fellas should take a cue from this heroic husband. [New York Post]
• New iPhone app, Slim, may come in handy searching for Mr. Right and consolidating your social newsfeeds. [TechCrunch]
• Or you could pay to message your favorite celeb on Facebook. [Forbes]
• As if our apartments weren’t teeny enough… introducing “micro apartments.” [New York Post]
• Oh, and here’s how to make a tiny garden for your tiny apartment. [Refinery29]
• Since we’re sure to be broke in our tiny apartments, here’s how to preserve your leather and extend its life. [Who What Wear]

Time for lunch.

xx,

WhyDid

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I mean, just because I’ve basically become asexual doesn’t mean the rest of the world has.  It’s cuffing season, after all.  So while I’m happiest sitting home rubbing Smitty’s belly with one hand and holding a glass of pinot in the other, it would appear the rest of the world is falling truly, madly, deeply.

• The moment we’ve all (okay, I’ve) been waiting for… Jess Biel’s wedding dress revealed (and it’s pink?). [NY Mag]
• Eva Longoria dumped Mark Sanchez… and fortunately for him, I happen to be free on Friday. [Page Six]
• Which means I will definitely need something snazzy to wear… thank heavens for Maison Martin Margiela collection for H&M (see entire collection here). [Fashionista]
• And just in case everything sells out before I can peel myself from bed, here are a few other date outfit options. [Refinery29]
• If he doesn’t watch it, I may just plant a big fat kiss on him like this little Romeo. [Gawker]
• We could dance the night away in New York’s soon to be biggest dance party, Space. [Eater]
• Perhaps you’re more of the stay at home type, Mark.  That’s cool. I’ll just whip up this pumpkin lasagna. NBD. [Food Network]
• I may need to go ahead and stock up on Agent Provocatuer’s new diffusion line, L’Agent. [Refinery29]
• And should things not pan out… Let’s throw in a little Ryan Gosling… just for good measure. [NY Mag]

xx,

WhyDid

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We all get a little busy from time to time, whether it be with our jobs, or personal lives, or episodes of Real Housewives (there’s like three on at once!), but that’s no excuse for being completely oblivious to the what’s going on out in the “real world” (no, not the reality show).  Here are a few headlines from the news to keep you in the know.

• New York Facebook office states the obvious: they dress better than their Silicon Valley counterpart. [Wired]
• Maybe Silicon Valley needs to go shopping… since retail sales fell the second month. [Bloomberg]
• Perhaps we’ve all been too busy downloading free apps like Songza, which has been downloaded 542,000 (make that 542,001) times [Mashable]
• Luckily, we’ll have lingerie and perfume based on Fifty Shades of Grey to waste our money on soon! [Elle]
• I got that notice in my email.  Don’t you hate all that junk email?  Unroll.me is here to help you rid yourself of such. [TechCrunch]
• Makes me wanna pull my hair out.  By the way, here are eleven hair rules that are okay (and encouraged) for you to break. [InStyle]
• So Avril Lavigne broke all kinds of hair rules by shaving half her head (she’s so punk). [E! News]
• But Charlize Theron doubled down by shaving her entire head. [E! News]
• Speaking of pretty, NASA’s new telescope will allow you to see black holes. [Mashable]
• Which may entice you to hold a stranger’s hand. [Mashable]

Now go spend some money and stimulate the economy.

xx,

WhyDid

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So sorry.  Took a little nap yesterday.  Okay, maybe just a drive down south to Boca.  Either way, it did inhibit my blogging capabilities.  The iPhone can do a lot of things, but posting on WordPress via my phone, is a bit tricky.  Luckily, I’m here to catch you up on the latest and greatest in what’s happening in the world outside of your cubicle.

• So, J.Lo will be debuting her new single via Twitter.  Whatever happened to MTV? [Mashable]
• Oh, here’s something to shock and awe you.  Kanye West has pissed someone off with his newest single, “I Don’t Like.” [Huffington Post]
• Speaking of being pissed off…  Uh, did you know that neon nail polish is actually illegal in the US?  Well, it is and here’s why. [Racked]
• This mom would apparently like her daughter to be neon.  Or at least somewhat radioactive. [Gawker]
• The skin is your largest organ.  Are you an organ donor?  Facebook aims to spread awareness around organ donation with new timeline feature. [Wired]
• What about these leaked pics of the Facebook Messenger app for the iPad? [Mashable]
• More of a Skype fan?  Well, you should probably read about this security flaw from 2010 that was conveniently overlooked. [WSJ]
• Does anyone actually still use a Blackberry?  Oh, you do?  Sorry.  So what do you think about RIM’s keyboardless BlackBerry 10? [Bloomberg]
• I know what you’re all thinking, “WhyDid, why don’t you have a book yet?”  Well, thanks to this next generation publishing platform, it may become a whole lot easier for blogs to transform into books. [TechCrunch]
• Not a blogger, but maybe you have dreams of being the next Lady Gaga?  Well, TalentSplash is here to help you out with that. [TechCrunch]
• After you’ve become totally famous, you might be curious as to who’s been Googling you.  This new website has the answers… [Mashable]
• Knowing who’s Googling may prompt you to want to hide some of your social postings.  Scrambls can help you out with that. [The Wall]
• And on the flipside of that, you may be wanting to translate some of your emails.  Gmail has a new feature to allow you to do that. [Huffington Post]
• And since I’ll be bidding Florida adieu this afternoon, how about 10 tech innovations that have streamlined flying?  Btw, when is that whole teleporter thing happening?  [Mashable]

Until next time.

xx,

WhyDid

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