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Why Did Did You Wear That: Don’tcha

By Kirsten|March 13th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

I found this photo to be a teeny bit concering:

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For several reasons.

This is Nicole Scherzinger (of the Pussycat Dolls) in case you had no idea, which I wouldn’t blame you for.
Since when are saris/burkas worn by random civilians who are not required to wear them?
Since when are saris/burkas worn with jeans and hoe boots?
I am confused, is it hot or cold outside?
When is the last time Nicole ate a meal? Someone fetch this woman a sandwich.
How many times has she watched Slumdog Millionaire?

Why Did You Wear That: Jessica Simpson

By Kirsten|March 12th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

Dear Jessica Simpson,
Thank you. Thank you for wearing short shorts that are completely inappropriate for your body type. Thank you for finally giving in and realizing that you are never going to be rail thin and are not, in fact, a size 25. Thank you for making me feel better about eating truffle mac and cheese last night.

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Luckily for Jess, denim cut offs are making a come back for summer, so she’s spared there. Unfortunately for Jess, wearing an eyelet bustier and plaid flannel shirt with her cut offs looks ridiculous. We get it. You’re going country. (P.S. I think she’s hungry and trying to eat the microphone. Someone get her a snack so she doesn’t chip a tooth).

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I hope that audience members seated in the first two rows of this performance were given some sort of protective eyewear because at any given moment, her bustier is about to burst open and those little hook and eyes are going to go flying! (Can you say, “lawsuit”?)

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Ah, yes. The ever so sweet dance moves of J. Simp. Do you remember the “Little Bit” video? Yes, I’ve had beef (pun intended) with Jessica since ’99.

Anyway, thanks again, Jess for making us all feel better about our thighs today.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Heidi Ho

By Kirsten|March 11th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

Okay, this one isn’t so much about what she’s wearing… but more about Why Did You Do That To Your Face??

Remember when Heidi Montag was Lauren Conrad’s awesome, supportive bff? The one who would jump in a cab with her on NYE when she had a fight with her douchey boyfriend? Well, apparently, she traded in her sweet personality when she traded in her face:

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WTF? Who is this girl? The nose, the boobs, the lips! Nearly unrecognizable. I will say, she definitely upgraded in the hair department. Maybe she should slip LC her hairdresser’s card.

Oh… and here’s one for good measure:

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I will just ignore Spencer altogether, but what is up with her boots? Not to mention her hideously matching scarf and bag. Seriously though. White boots?

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: A Night in Paris

By Kirsten|March 9th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

This is probably a pretty cheap shot, but I must say, Paris Hilton never ceases to amaze me with the crazy contraptions she comes up with. Here she is at the Grammy’s:

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Where, oh where do I begin? I thinkthis may have started off as an Herve creation, but then something went awry. My theory? She picked a cute, colorful, and incredibly short dress from the designer, but then she got fancy on us. After a couple (too many) bellinis, she looked at Tinkerbell and thought to herself, “This would be totally hot if I jazzed it up a little.” Then she got out her glue gun and bedazzler and went to town.

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Good word. Upon further inspection, it appears that the amazing green shiny fabric is actually chainmail. I guess she figured if she got into any catfights over who was hotter, it would serve her as armor. Smart girl. (*Bonus: matches her bag too)

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Now, I can give credit where credit is due, and Paris is a pretty girl (despite her mildly wonk eye). However, wtf is up with her Mystic Tan? She looks like she just came back from an 8 week vacation to the equator.

Thanks again, P. Hil for always delivering us with your unrivaled “fashion sense.”

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Did You NOT Get the Memo?

By Kirsten|February 19th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

So apparently, not everyone got the memo about what kind of shorts are deemed “acceptable” as winter shorts. Walking around yesterday, I spotted not one, but THREE girls sporting cut off denim shorts and tights.

I get it, you love tights, you love cut off shorts… why not just wear them together?? Because it looks stupid. That’s why. I love tights and denim shorts myself, but not together. And I understand you’re feeling a little confused about this bipolar weather we’ve been experiencing in New York lately, but hold off on the cut-offs. It’s still only February.

Maybe some photos will help you reconsider your choice of mixing tights and Daisy Dukes: (more…)

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