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Why Did You Wear That: Cameltoe, Literally.

By |February 11th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

It’s hump day, and apparently, SJP is taking it literally (wait for it- I will take this full circle).  You’re thinking to yourself, “She looks pretty normal.  This is a pretty standard running errands around New York outfit. Granted I wish she was decked out in true Carrie Bradshaw style.”  Take a look at her shoes.  Notice the weird big toe compartment.  She has given herself a case of cameltoe. Camels have humps. Wednesday is hump day. Told you I’d bring it home.

xx,

WhyDid

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Red Carpet Recap: SAG Awards Red Carpet 2009

By |January 28th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Red Carpet Recap|

Forget the awards, let’s get to the stuff people REALLY care about… the clothes!!!

I hate when critics are too kind to celebrities just because they like them. I get it, she’s America’s sweetheart- blah, blah, blah- but that’s no reason not to tell her her dress is ugly. That’s like not telling your best friend she has spinach in her teeth! Don’t worry, I promise to hold nothing back.

So let’s start off on a good note:

SAG Awards Arrivals

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Why Did You Wear That: Dear Michelle Obama,

By |January 20th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

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Today is a big day for you. Congratulations to you and your family.  You’ve got some serious responsibilities now. Not only will you need to be there to support the most powerful man in the United States, but you are now permanently in the public eye…. Whether you like it or not.  So as you know, this means everything you wear will be scrutinized by the general population.

A few things I can already tell you like:

  • color
  • belts
  • cardigans
  • khaki pants

I give you a lot of credit for wearing color. You’ve already sported purple, orange, red, lime green, and turquoise. All of these colors are wonderful with your complexion, however, I think we need to work on figuring out the shapes that work on your body. Like many women, you are fuller through the hips than you are up top (pear shaped). Since this is a common problem, it’s also easy to fix.  (more…)

Why Did You Wear That: Dear Beyonce,

By |December 30th, 2008|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

First of all, let me say, you are one of the baddest chicks on the block. You know how to work your curves (and have taught so many women to love their bodies), you have unbelievable confidence, and you can sing your butt off (though I wouldn’t recommend it, cause I think your male fans would be devastated). Plus, I give any woman credit who can lock a man like Jay-Z down.

However, your performance outfit last night on the World Music Awards, was personally offensive. Leggings as pants? Really? And latex ones at that? You have just set me back about 1000 years on this “don’t wear leggings as pants” campaign. Since so many women/girls look up to you, now they are going to think it is, in fact, okay to wear leggings as pants.

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Why Did You Wear That: What Was She Wearing On Her Head?

By |December 23rd, 2008|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

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For anyone who watched The Hills finale last night, you are probably wondering, “What on earth was Whitney wearing on her head?” I am too. (Yes, I watched The Hills. It’s like a car crash, you can’t help but look).

I understand it was a “party” and all, but a flower crown? I haven’t seen one of those since my 5th birthday party. Whitney, who is normally very well dressed and pulled together really threw a curve ball last night.

I understand now she’s living in “the big city” and everything, but I live in New York and I do NOT see girls running around with flower headbands, especially not in the 13 degree weather (yes, that’s how cold it was here last night).

Anyone want to try and explain this?

I will scream if I start seeing girls wearing these things on their heads now that Whitney did.

xx,

WhyDid