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The List Volume 12/21/12 & a Ridiculous Gift Guide:

By Kirsten|December 22nd, 2012|Gift Guide, The List|

Yeah, you may have noticed I’ve been a little radio silent for the past week. It was a mixture of sadness and preparing for the so called apocalypse. Okay, not really the latter. I didn’t really feel it was appropriate to go on touting gift guides when so many families would be happy to simply have their loved ones back. So, I took a little time off to reflect on that.

Then the world was going to end. But it didn’t. Weird. And now I’m back. So, in case those dang Mayans have any more tricks up theirs sleeves (loincloths?), I’ve put together one of the most obnoxious gift guides yet. I realize we’re cutting it a little close, but now that we know the globe’s not going to stop spinning (for now), you should probably shop for me–er, your loved ones. And fortunately for you (and me), if you are unable to get the pony or purses here in time, my birthday is a mere month away, so you could make good on those on the twentieth of January (write that down).

1. Kiki de Montparnasse Black Chantilly Lace Belted Kimono, $1,440, 2. Helmut Lang Stretch Leather Leggings, $920, 3. Dr. Sebagh Platinum Gold Elixir, $690, 4. Rolex Vintage Oyster Perpetual Datejust Steel 18K Gold Men’s Watch, $4,600, 5. Christian Louboutin Pigalle 120 Crystal Embellished Suede Pumps, $3,395, 6. Deos Princess Cut iPhone Case, $398, 7. Eva Fehren Grey Diamond ‘X’ Necklace, $5,850, 8. Celine Phantom Tote, 9. Modern Snippets Snipalina (closest thing I can find to a unicorn), $4,500

And as an early gift to you, another edition of the list- in original format- all ten down and dirty.

All my politician “friends” on Facebook. Cool it. The only thing I’m voting on is hiding you from my timeline.
Having to pretend you know who some of your relatives are. Just kidding. I don’t have that problem. No, seriously…. I’m from West Virginia, we’re all relatives!
Airport security lines during this time of year (and in general). Guys, how hard is it? They have signs… with pictures.
Post offices this time of year (and in general). It took me three minutes (literally) to ship my stuff. Why’d it take you 30?
Angelenos complaining about weather in the 50’s. Buck up, pansies.
People who are incapable of giving credit where credit is due. Listen, you can’t always be the one with the good ideas, outfits, jokes. That must be exhausting.
Getting a bad bag of Sour Patch Kids that you’ve been craving for say, a week. You know, when they’re all hard and shriveled. The worst.
Sensationalists.
It’s very difficult to wear a topknot in below freezing temperatures. A girl’s ears could get frostbite.
Candied yams. It’s true. I hate ’em. Sweet potatoes can kick rocks too.

Save me some eggnog though. Actually, no. Don’t.

xx,

WhyDid

Gift Guide: I Like It Ruff

By Kirsten|December 17th, 2012|Gift Guide|

Okay, I may not need to shop for a man, but I do have to shop for “my man.” In case you didn’t get the memo, my heart belongs to one man and one man only. His name’s Smitty and he is, no doubt, the love of my life. We are basically inseparable- as a matter of fact, I’m typing this with one hand cause he’s laying on my other arm- and he has at times become a point of contention in my relationships. Turns out, guys get a little bummed once they realize I’ll probably never love them as much as Smitty (helpful hint: never answer the question, “Burning building: me or the dog?”). Hey, he was here first. I don’t trust a guy who doesn’t like Smitty (and vice versa) and if you don’t love dogs, you ain’t no friend of mine. So, here’s to spoiling our undaunted companions who have seen our worst and love us all the same.

1. Beach House Dog House, $89.99-159.99, 2. Dogeared Dog Lover Necklace, $58, 3. PuchiBag Tote, $159.99, 4. Polo Ralph Lauren Reindeer Dog Sweater, $85, 5. JazTy Pet Dog Bed, $249.95, 6. Kaico International Meat and Cheese Plate Toys, $9.99, 7. Charles Fradin Personalized Dog Note Pad Set, $90, 8. WARE of the DOG Intarsia Knit Dog Sweater, $140, 9. Fallon Necklace Collar, $170

Oh, and he can do no wrong. Your shoes? They were actually his the minute you walked in the door.

No bones about it.

xx,

WhyDid

Gift Guide: The Beauty of Giving

By Kirsten|December 14th, 2012|Beauty Buzz, Gift Guide|

Call me crazy (wouldn’t be the first time), but I don’t think I know one girl on this planet who wouldn’t be totally psyched to receive a little bit of beauty for the holidays. And wouldn’t you know… the cosmetics industry seems to have caught on since they come up with the raddest palettes right around this time of year. I wouldn’t venture to call it a coincidence. And one might think that makeup is a bit of a personal gift, it’s really hard to go wrong with palettes featuring assorted shades that are sure to be flattering on everyone from Snow White to Pocahontas. So, if you’re looking for a gift sure to be a hit, might I suggest makeup?

1. NARS Makeup Your Mind: Express Yourself Eyes, $85, 2. Philosophy Ginger Hot Salt Scrub, $25, 3. Urban Decay Naked Basics, $27, 4. Benefit She’s So… Jetset!, $36, 5. Laura Mercier Le Petit Patisserie Travel Quartet, $50, 6. MAC Perfectly Plush Advanced Brush Kit, $49.50, 7. Tarte The Jewelry Box Limited Edition Palette, $45, 8. Lipstick Queen Liptropolis Set, $48, 9. Nails Inc. Bling It On Rocks Kit, $25

Pucker up.

xx,

WhyDid

Gift Guide: Let’s Hear It for the Boys

By Kirsten|December 13th, 2012|Gift Guide|

The upside of being single? I don’t have to deal with shopping for my man. The downside? No one to rub my cold, tired feet. Should you happen to be one of those lucky ladies with a man worth showering with gifts, I have compiled a pretty pleasing composite of manly giftables. Now, let’s remember, ladies, this is the one time of year where you can stealthily replace something you loathe with something you love in your boo’s closet. Do not miss out on this opportunity.

1. Krups Beer Tender, $99.99, 2. Mr. G33K Earbuds Tie, $18.95, 3. Ravi Ratan 2GB USB Flash Drive Cufflinks, $99.95, 4. The Art of Shaving Fusion Chrome Power Shave, $175, 5. Toy Soldier Bookend, $29, 6. Dunhill Chassis Leather Trimmed Suit Carrier, $410, 7. J. Crew Cashmere Lined Leather Gloves, $88, 8. Neiman Marcus 5 Piece Pocket Square Set, $125, 9. Beer Hammer Bottle Opener, $8.99

Now that we’ve gotten that taken care of, anyone wanna rub my feet? Anyone?

xx,

WhyDid

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Gift Guide: Technically Speaking

By Kirsten|December 11th, 2012|Gift Guide|

For the friends who aren’t going to squeal over cashmere mittens or a brand new eyeshadow palette, try delving into gifts from the 2st century. You don’t even have to be a geek to appreciate tech these days. Show me someone who isn’t Tweeting or texting and I’ll show you a pole dancing turtle. It’s a whole new era, my friends. Even our parents have iPhones and kids we used to babysit are liking our photos on Instagram. So, why not gift some gadgets that’ll make it easier for them to connect. Hey, I travel with an iPhone, iPad, Mac, camera, and dog. I’m TSA’s dream.