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Every Dog Has Its Day

By |June 18th, 2009|Uncategorized|
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Okay, so this has absolutely nothing to do with fashion except for the fact that, in my opinion, a dog is your best accessory.

While chatting on the phone with my mom yesterday about the new batch of puppies on their way, I realized something. Everyone should have a dog.  Well, actually, I’ve always thought that, but taking it one step further, everyone who is unemployed should have a dog. See, there are several reasons to back up my theory and I think by the time you have finished reading this, you will agree and if you don’t have a dog already, you’ll be ready to head to the local shelter.

First of all, this comes to my attention after strolling by “Groom-o-Rama” in the the West Village several months ago where there is a sign that reads, “20% off of all puppies.” Um, if that doesn’t break your heart, you probably don’t have one.  Even the little pups are being affected by the lagging economy.  Me being the sucker that I am, always go in to see the little furry fellows.  There are some there that are almost full grown.

Secondly, in case you didn’t get the memo, I’m currently unemployed (I prefer “funemployed”).  I don’t think my dog has ever been happier.  We get to sleep in and snuggle, I play with him all day, and he’s gone on more walks in the last month and half than he has in the last two years (aka his whole life).  When I do have to go to appointments or places that aren’t “dog friendly” he is totally heartbroken.  I don’t know what’s going to happen when I actually go back to a full time career.  Let’s be serious, it certainly hasn’t hurt having him here to talk to and keep me company.  He’s great for bouncing ideas off of.

It is scientifically proven that people with pets are happier and who doesn’t need a little boost of happiness when they are unemployed?  People with dogs are even more physically fit because you have to take your dog out for walks. Dogs are also great conversation starters.  You never know who you will meet. Could be a hot male dog owner or even your next employer.

And finally, a lot of the reason people hold off on getting a pup is that they don’t feel they have enough time to train them properly.  Well, now that you’re unemployed, you have all the time in the world!  You will have the best behaved pooch on the block!

In my book, dogs are not luxuries, they are necessities.  My dog has brought me countless hours of joy. While there are some expenses that come with a pet, they are worth every penny.  Now that’s a sound investment.

So now that you’ve seen the light, check out the ASPCA and Humane Society for tips on adoption and your local shelter.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Go Commando

By |June 15th, 2009|Why Did You Wear That?|
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Summer is the time of year where ladies love to bear it all. We’ve perfected our spray tans and spent hours in the gym to get our glutes in tip top shape.  In all honesty, we’ve earned it.  However, there are tricks to making our barely there outfits work without being utterly offensive.

One of the biggest offenders all times of the year is VPL (visible panty lines).  We all know what this is (for heaven’s sake, even my Dad knows what VPL stands for).  I would hope by now, that everyone knows you need to wear a thong if you are wearing tight pants or a tight skirt.  Taking it one step further, sometimes a thong alone doesn’t cut it.  With very sheer or clingy fabrics, sometimes the outline of your thong will still show giving you unnecessary lumps and bumps.  You might be tempted to just go sans panties, but rather than show us your Paris/Britney, I have another solution.  Enter the Commando Tiny Thong. Lots of places have introduced seamless, no-show panties, but these are the original tried and true.  Having worn these myself, I can vouch that you will not see even the tiniest seam, not even under a body skimming chiffon dress. They have several variations of these panties, I prefer the Tiny Thong (it’s the least amount of fabric, obvi).

Another offender? Illegal use of bra straps.  I am totally cool with showing a beautiful bra under a see through blouse, or having a bit of your lacy bra pop out, but ONLY when done appropriately and intentionally (a la Carrie Bradshaw).  Not only are there tons of bras out there to allow you to re-configure your straps, there are also now gadgets  that are meant specifically for hiding your straps. Hollywood Hook Ups are a great option (a lot better than my MacGyver tricks involving safety pins and rubber bands).

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2crafdyHaving a royal nip slip can also put a damper on your summer evening out.  To avoid this, just grab some double sided tape to hold your drapey blouse in place.  I like Matchsticks because they are in cute pink packaging that you can just pop in your purse.

USE TAPE ON A TOP LIKE THIS:

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Here Comes the Bride…

By |June 12th, 2009|Gift Guide, Uncategorized|
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It’s wedding season so you probably either know someone who is getting married or you, yourself, might be getting married (God bless you).

Anyway, one of the most fun parts about an upcoming wedding (for the ladies) is the bachelorette party/bridal shower.  However, it tends to be tricky getting a cool gift for the future Mrs. that doesn’t involve the words “penis shaped…”  Here are some gift ideas that the bride might actually contemplate keeping.

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She Comes First, $22.95– because marriage is FOREVER and that’s a long time without the big “O”

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Mazel tov!

xx,

WhyDid

WhyDid Wisdom: Dressing for the Sexes

By |June 11th, 2009|Why Did You Wear That?, WhyDid Wisdom|
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This is going to be half fashion advice, half love advice. Brace yourself, I’m not sure you’re going to love what I have to say, but sometimes, the truth hurts.

Last weekend I had the pleasure of eating at the new Hamptons eatery, Georgica. While the food was AMAZING (basically everything on the menu had truffles involved somehow), the crowd wasn’t exactly my speed.  If you’re a woman in her mid twenties to mid thirties, this is probably not the place for you. If you are a guy in your late twenties to early forties, this is your dream come true.  Seated directly to our right, was a table full of girls in their early twenties (if legal at all).  While the guys at our table (my bf included) were pretty happy about this, the women at the table weren’t as enthusiastic. A couple of the girls at their table had on some ridiculous outfits that only a 20 year old could wear (this included a skirt more like a tutu).  There was one that stood out from the group.  She was wearing something very, very simple, but very effective (in catching a male’s attention).  She had on a “Herve-like” black skirt, tight white tank top, and high heels. Someone (female) at the table asked, “Why would you wear that?”  She received a response (male) of, “Because she can.”

This is a classic example of what I have talked about before in regards to males’ and females’ perspective on what makes a good outfit. While we, as women, think that having on the latest and greatest trend makes us stand out, it’s lost on a man.  Women tend to dress for other women, which is totally fine, but don’t get upset when your boyfriend/husband checks out the woman who is dressing for men.  This is going to sound totally sexist, but if you don’t want your man eyeing the other goods, be the hottest one there.  Granted, if your man has a ridiculous wandering eye, you may want to re-evaluate your situation altogether.  I’m just saying that a “typical” male will notice another beautiful woman from time to time (don’t act like you haven’t winked a cute bartender before). I know some women who hate on the ladies who are playing up their assets yet they aren’t playing up their own. Just because you are taken, doesn’t mean you can get lazy. Keep your man on his toes and deck yourself out from time to time. Trust me on this one.

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xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Lady WhyDid

By |June 9th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|
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Okay… this is going to basically go against all that is “WhyDid”, but I can’t help it. I am gaga over Lady Gaga.  She is so beyond ridiculous that I can’t help but adore her.  She takes wearing leggings as pants one step further and wears tights as pants (that is if she wears pants at all).  You have probably jammed out to her songs like “Just Dance” and “Poker Face” out at the clubs.  Her entire album (mostly) is amazing, but that’s not why I love her.

She is a total trainwreck, but makes absolutely no excuses for it.  As a matter of fact, I bet she doesn’t even realize how absurd she is. You’re probably wondering how on earth I could possibly let her fashion felonies slide under the radar.  Well, here’s why- she isn’t trying.  She really thinks it is absolutely fine to wear a leotard out in public just like you wear your skinny jeans.  I love a woman with a strong sense of style, whether it be my taste or not.  Granted, she is a performer so she gets a little more slack, but I would still give her props if I saw her strutting down the street in Manhattan.  It takes some serious self confidence to own a pair of lace tights, a leotard and sunglasses and that’s exactly what she does- OWNS IT.  You can always tell when someone is wearing something that is totally contrived. She is trying to look “ironic” in their old concert T, neon pants, and “dirty” hair, but it’s blatantly clear it took her two hours to get ready. Find your own style, be true to you, and own it.

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xx,

WhyDid

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