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The List Volume LIV

By |September 30th, 2011|The List|

You know… I should probably list my afternoon as part of the list.  Cause apparently, my phone dying equates to then taking a nap… which, of course, negates any plans of working out… So I spent my evening eating pasta, M&M’s, and Sour Patch Kids (and, of course, washing it all down with wine). I’m disgusting and should be ashamed of myself.  But I’m not.

  1. Apple martinis.
  2. Spiral staircases.  Good in theory.  Bad in practice.
  3. Re-runs of House Hunters International.  How is it possible that I’ve seen them all?  Oh that’s right…
  4. Fake handwashers.  Why even bother putting in the effort to pretend?  At that rate you coulda just actually washed your hands!
  5. Ants.
  6. Skank stripe highlights.  Are we still doing that?  Pretty sure subtle is in.
  7. Mean Girls 2.  Did this really need to happen?
  8. Cottonelle toilet paper covers.  Isn’t this a modified version of the knitted covers your granny used to have?  And whatever happened to putting your TP under the sink?
  9. A bad facial.  A bad massage.  Any bad spa service, as a matter  of fact.  There is nothing more unfulfilling.
  10. Chris Brown.
Alright, well, it’s time for another handful of M&M’s.
xx,
WhyDid

I’m on Vacation… Except Not Really

By |November 30th, 2010|Uncategorized|

So, as you may have noticed, WhyDid has just reached a landmark of both 500 posts along with a second birthday. While it may appear that I partied too hard in celebration of such momentous events and didn’t bother posting today due to the hangover from said partying… you’d be wrong. I just decided to take a miniature mental vacation. After spending the past five days in Monterey visiting family and spending quality Thanksgiving family time, my head hurts. I also think I’m getting sick. Hey, it’s cold up there!

Couple that with trying to pick a wedding date/venue, arrange a trip to NY to capture my dream dress/move out of my apartment there, juggle family Christmas time, and plan a festive New Year’s Ever. My brain is fried. Do you know how mentally strenuous trying to arrange friends and estranged family members into a cohesive seating chart is? Wedding planning is hard work, folks!

So, while I lay in bed today, eating pasta, collecting bed sores, and discussing how thin Marisa Miller is, I decided that I did not, in fact, feel like writing a blog post let alone, actually getting out of bed today other than to retrieve Sour Patch Kids and cranberry juice.  It also became abundantly clear, that if I were to be an animal, it would most likely be a three toed sloth. I’ve been told I “lack a sense of urgency” so that sounds about right.

Anyway, this week is just going to have to be a day behind. I’m moving at a sloth’s pace and it feels great. So, sit tight, and we’ll be back to the regularly scheduled program shortly. In the meantime, do not forget to vote for WhyDid’s favorite outfit winner:

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xx,

WhyDid