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The List Volume XXX

By |December 3rd, 2010|The List|

Everyone’s favorite time of the week. The List. This week, I’m going to stick with the original format. Obnoxious on the rocks. You’re welcome.

  1. Kim Kardashian’s dating life. We get it. She’s slept with EVERYONE.
  2. Matt Lauer calling this little guy ugly. He probably punches kittens.
  3. People who complain about their weight and then chomp down on BK and Mickey D’s for lunch daily. Ever thought of a salad?
  4. People who do not remove the tags from their outerwear. I think it’s safe to assume they probably also did not unstitch their pockets either.
  5. The Subway commercials that use the little kid voices. Creeeep-y!
  6. Kathie Lee. Why’s she so mean to Hoda?
  7. People who take the elevator to get to the second floor. They’re called stairs. Try them. (*Note: unless you are physically unable then this is void).
  8. Crying children. Shut. Up.
  9. Waiting longer than two minutes to be served in an empty bar. No, seriously, it’s fine. I’ll wait.
  10. Justin Bieber’s new ‘do.

Have a wonderful weekend!

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Eat That: That’s Amore.

By |October 11th, 2010|Los Angeles, Why Did You Eat That?|

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Established in 1964, Dan Tana’s is a true Los Angeles institution. Loved by locals and celebrities alike, on any given night you may bump into anyone from Hilary Duff, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, or George Clooney… so you best bring your A-game.

DantanaThough it is considered a “steak house” this place reads old school Italian to me. There is nothing fancy shmancy or over the top here. The red vinyl booths and checkered table cloths give a cute and kitschy feel (though I doubt they put thought into it). You really can’t go wrong with anything on the menu. From spaghetti and meatballs to chicken parm, you will surely leave satisfied and stuffed.

Dan Tana’s

9071 Santa Monica Blvd

West Hollywood, CA 90069

310-975-9444

So, what to wear? What to wear?? Well, when in Rome…

3243-99865Kimberly Taylor Chloe Top, $165

1066218_fpx.tifBCBG Snake Print Power Skirt, $88.80

prodImage.msDolce Vita Victoria Sandals, $115.99

rm_5_zip_clutch_black_front_745_generalRebecca Minkoff 5 Zip Morning After Clutch, $295

xx,

WhyDid

Monday Mashup: Catfight

By |October 11th, 2010|Monday Mashup|

Who was it that got into a drink throwing bar fight the other night in NYC? Was this another episode of the Jersey Shore?

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Was it Snooki or Kim K? It’s actually kind of hard to tell the difference, huh? But alas, it was Miss Kardashian being pelted with bottom shelf liquor. Sigh… do people still do things like this? Animals. You’re all animals.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XXII

By |October 8th, 2010|The List|

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Let’s make it quick and painless, people. It’s been a long week and shawty needs a drank!

  1. Everybody (including Subway) jumping on the Twitter train. NO ONE cares what you ate for breakfast.
  2. Commercials that make no sense. What are you selling? Floors? Birds? Peanut butter? I can’t tell… but I’m hungry now.
  3. Kim Kardashian pretending that was the FIRST time she got Botox… C’mon girl…
  4. The Kardashians tackifying  NYC. Ugh. Stay in LA where you belong. Hell, I’ll even throw in Miami for you. akdjf;klsdjf;akdjf. I can’t even. Your outfits. GGHJIOHJKBHSDFBKS. Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian
  5. Brittney Jones. Shut. Up.
  6. Flavored coffe. It’s just bullshit. I mean, really.
  7. Fantasy football. Let’s be serious, this is just a less intellectual version of Dungeons and Dragons.
  8. Wannabe nerds. We GET it. The Social Network was great (though far from fact). I bet the real nerds of the world are PISSED. 5-steve-urkel
  9. The people who vote against my fashion faux pas each and every single time… You know who you are.
  10. People who leave garbage in the elevator. WTH?

Bartender, tequila on the rocks.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: RiRi Rehab

By |April 15th, 2010|Why Did You Wear That?|

Dear Rihanna,

First and foremost, I think you are exquisite. I remember seeing you on the rooftop of Soho House last summer and being stunned by your beauty. You truly are a gorgeous girl. Our entire group had to pick our chins up off our poolside bed/couch as you sashayed by.

That being said, dub tee eff is going on with your outfits? I get that you have your own “personal style” but it’s getting kind of offensive. You’re sort of channeling Taylor Momsen/Jenny Humphrey with your “I don’t give a f*#$” get ups. Guess where that got little J? Written off of Gossip Girl. So let me step in and stop you before someone decides to write you off.

I get it. You’ve had a rough go this past year. My heart goes out to you. I know firsthand what boy dbaggery looks/feels like. No one deserves that. However, looking like a crazy bag lady certainly isn’t the best revenge. Take a cue from Kim K strutting around looking hotter than ever in her bikini (suck on that, Reggie). Or go get a weave like I did!

Let’s take a look at some of the biggest offenders:

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What the f*#%? What happened to this little cutie?

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I mean, I can’t vouch for that belly chain, but you get what I’m saying.  Let’s go ahead and reel it back in. How about getting some of your girliness back? Remember when you were so hot and feminine that people were hypothesizing that Beyonce was getting nervous? Yeah, let’s get that RiRi back before we have to send you to fashion rehab.

Sending my love.

xx,

WhyDid