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Everyone’s favorite time of the week. The List. This week, I’m going to stick with the original format. Obnoxious on the rocks. You’re welcome.

1. Kim Kardashian’s dating life. We get it. She’s slept with EVERYONE.
2. Matt Lauer calling this little guy ugly. He probably punches kittens.
3. People who complain about their weight and then chomp down on BK and Mickey D’s for lunch daily. Ever thought of a salad?
4. People who do not remove the tags from their outerwear. I think it’s safe to assume they probably also did not unstitch their pockets either.
5. The Subway commercials that use the little kid voices. Creeeep-y!
6. Kathie Lee. Why’s she so mean to Hoda?
7. People who take the elevator to get to the second floor. They’re called stairs. Try them. (*Note: unless you are physically unable then this is void).
8. Crying children. Shut. Up.
9. Waiting longer than two minutes to be served in an empty bar. No, seriously, it’s fine. I’ll wait.
10. Justin Bieber’s new ‘do.

Have a wonderful weekend!

xx,

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