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Why Did You Wear That: The Zoe Report

By |October 15th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

Oh… who is this LA starlet walking down Robertson? Nicole Richie?  Mischa Barton? An Olsen, perhaps?

Oh no… it’s good ol’ Rachel Zoe. I know, it’s hard to tell, cause they all tend to look alike thanks to RZ’s robotic styling. Hm… It hasn’t been all that chilly in LA, so I’m wondering why she’s dressed like a scarecrow during a winter frost. Perhaps trying to keep that bun in her oven warm? Ugh… I can’t say by the looks of this get up that I’d want her styling me… Just sayin’.

It’s. Bananas.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Rihanna, The Sequel

By |October 8th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

Oh, Rihanna, Rihanna, Rihanna (can I call you Riri?)… why, oh why must you make my job so easy? I don’t want to keep picking on you but…

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Yes, we get it. Camel is in for fall. This is what you call taking a trend too literally. Do you not recall this little ditty from Tyra? Yeah, I thought so. Do you want to be like Tyra, Riri? Is that what you want for yourself?

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Ugh… I will let you guys flesh this one out (ba-dum ching!)

It’s a good thing you have such a pretty face.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Lady Gaga’s Hair Pie

By |October 1st, 2010|Celebrity Style|

And since I’m on a hair kick….

Screen shot 2010-10-01 at 3.46.41 PMOh… there she is. Lady Gaga wearing a dress made of… hair at the Oak Room in NYC last night. I mean, this shit is starting to get old. Meat, muppets, neckbraces, now a weave? What’s next toe nail clippings? Ugh… I probably just gave her an idea. Great. So, here’s where my confusion sets in… don’t we, as ladies (and some men) pay good money getting waxed in order to REMOVE body hair? This is unbeweavable.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Rihanna (AGAIN)

By |September 24th, 2010|Celebrity Style|

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What. The. Hell? I’m not sure I even know where to begin. I’d like to address her outfit, but am currently so caught off guard by whatever the hell is happening on her head. Is she a muppet? Raggedy Ann? Is she still “burning” from her Eminem video? Why is she doing this??? She used to be so pretty! Riri… help me help you.

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xx,

WhyDid