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Why Did You Wear That: Minaj A Trois

By Kirsten|January 21st, 2011|Celebrity Style|

Looks like someone is gunning for Rihanna’s spot on WhyDid’s Most Wanted list. I couldn’t pick just one fugly outfit courtesy of Miss Nicki Minaj because there were far too many to choose from. So here’s just a sampling of some of her most recent get ups.

I know. She looks insane- and I mean that in the literal sense of the word.

I can’t lie… I actually quite like her as a human (if, in fact, she is one). She’s incredibly charming in interviews and she seems reasonably intelligent. I understand that she is a “spirited” young lady, but I just wish she would try and reel in her wardrobe choices.

In photo number one, I think she may be channeling a piece of chewing gum left to die on the underside of a schooldesk, but I could be wrong. I also have a really, really difficult time with haircolor that could not possibly occur in nature. Like, you’re not fooling anyone, Nickster. The jig is up. By the looks of things, Miss Minaj may have stock in spandex… Perhaps she is smarter than I thought.

Thoughts?

xx,

WhyDid

Friday Frocks: It’s My Party

By Kirsten|January 21st, 2011|Friday Frocks|

Every girl wants to look great on her special day. Most guys really just don’t seem to understand how important the “birthday dress” is. Probably because they are much more interested in our “birthday suits.” Last night, before dinner at Cecconi’s , I fussed about not having a birthday dress. Someone pointed out that I had a ton of dresses in my closet. “But they are all blaaaack!” I whined. Luckily, after a little digging, I found a dress I had yet to wear and it wasn’t black! Crisis averted. I avoided the birthday blues, but I suggest planning ahead of time. Here are some very fun, very “birthday” dresses.

(L to R): Red Valentino Sequin Embellished Tulle Dress, $795, Herve Leger Geometric Pattern Party Dress, $2,500, Vera Wang One Shoulder Tulle Bustier Dress, $2,300, BCBG One Shoulder Tulle Dress, $398

(L to R): Alice and Olivia Vanda Bandage Shift Dress, $596, Nicole Miller Sequin and Tulle Dress, $485, Young Fabulous and Broke Hazel Dress, $295, Foley and Corinna Beaded Godet Dress, $490

Cry if you want to.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: Peaches n’ Cream

By Kirsten|January 18th, 2011|Personal Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

I was so excited to see some of my favorite shades on the red carpet this past weekend. I especially loved the color of the Calvin Klein that Emma Stone wore (despite the fact that I was a bit turned off that her hair and skin matched -monochromatic much?). Anyway, any good reason to post pictures of amazingly lovely shades of nudes and peach and I’m in. I really do adore the mix of peach (or sherbert) and nude together especially in a simple sophisticated silhouette. The trick? Do not physically MATCH the color of your dress!

Top (L to R): Naven Bombshell Dress, $345, Alice and Olivia Tina Seamed Cutout Dress, $297, Delphine Murat Short Dress, $49, Alice and Olivia Cowl Neck Silk Blend Dress, $110.25

Bottom (L to R): Camilla and Marc Orion Paneled Ponte Dress, $550, Patterson J. Kincaid Linen Maxi Dress, $168, Thatcher by Alisse Thatcher Refine Slip Dress, $84.70, Herve Leger Rose Blush Cutout Sleeve Dress, $1,570

Delish!

xx,

WhyDid

Golden Globes Recap: The Good, The Bad, and the Absurd.

By Kirsten|January 17th, 2011|Red Carpet Recap|

I usually can not even read/watch most red carpet recaps because they tend to make my usually mild mannered easy going self turn into a screaming irate “I want to throw things” banshee. This probably has a lot to do with the fact that most “critics” somehow are tied to certain celebs and designers, so rather than disturb the sleeping beast, they placate the ugliest of ugly with insincere flattery. Well, if you are looking for an ass kissing review… I’m not your girl. I don’t care how much I love a celeb or a designer (a-hem Christina Aguilera and Vera Wang) if your shit is whack, I’m going to say so. Also, I appreciate people who march to the beat of their own drums, but wearing something to try to be “different” and “avant garde” usually works against you- especially when you’re known for wearing turtlenecks and Tory Burch flats. Sometimes a killer silhouette with impeccable tailoring is much sexier than fringe, tassels, tulle, and the works. Perhaps this is why I was one of four people I know who did not enjoy Black Swan. Sorry, I don’t typically follow the masses. So, with all that said, let’s get down to business.

I honestly have no idea who won which awards last night. All I do know is that Anne Hathaway in Armani Prive wins my award for best dressed. I mean, in case you haven’t already seen her sexy naked body in Love and Other Drugs… this is pretty close. This dress is absolutely stunning on her and it is such a welcome change to her usual navy ballgown uniform without going too far outside the lines (aka her classic style). I feel like Anne is finally coming into her own and embracing her womanly ways. Bravo, Ms. Zoe.

Another dress I really loved was the Alberta Ferretti gown that Jayma Mays donned. I actually had no idea who she was, but thought that this is how a black gown should be done. Also, if you are going to do any type of plunging neckline, Jayma has the right type of bust. Pushing your girls up in a low cut dress (ahem, January) just looks totally tacky. We are here to see the Golden Globes… not your globes!

A lot of people were talking about Mila and Angie battling it out in the green game, but I have to say, I think Catherine Zeta Jones knocked it out of the park in her emerald Monique Lhuillier gown. This is what Hollywood glamour is all about. She looks like a modern day Scarlett O’Hara.

I really don’t care how pretty Olivia Wilde is or how Tron did in the box office. In this Marchesa gown, she looks like a drunk debutante. I have seriously seen this dress in the window of Deb and Deb Plus or maybe down in the fashion district on Los Angeles Street. I usually have nothing but kind words for Marchesa… but this? It’s a prom dress gone wrong. And really, Olivia? Are you a can-can dancer? You’dve been better off keeping those shoes hidden beneath the twenty tons of tulle you’re wearing. I don’t care if they are Loubous…

Gosh… I was wondering where the hell my bath mat went. Silly, silly Michelle Williams is wearing it! What, you don’t believe that my bath mat is Valentino?

Let’s go ahead and make something clear: My hate for this frock has nothing to do with my distaste for Black Swan. I think Natalie Portman was wonderful in the film despite it’s underdeveloped plotline. However, in this Viktor and Rolf (with MATCHING SHOES AND BAG mind you), she looks like a grade A asshole. I know that she’s with child, but that’s no excuse to drape yourself in a flesh colored sack (um, did you not see Jane Krakowski?). I hate to be mean to a pregnant woman, but this look just did not work from head (her updo is lopsided) to toe. I need you, Ms. Portman, to get in touch with a stylist ASAP. You are far too fetching to show up to the Globes looking like this.

Looking forward to the Academy Awards… I hope the attire is less underwhelming than it was this go round. Bring your A game, ladies!

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: There She Blows!

By Kirsten|January 15th, 2011|Celebrity Style|

I mean, I can’t. And I am fully aware that by posting this… I’m fueling the very problem I’m trying to extinguish. All I really want is for Kim Kardashian to just. go. away. NOW.

Here is Kim at the Critic’s Choice Awards (why she is even there is beyond me). I don’t know if I’m more horrified by the fact that her dress is mere breaths away from splitting at the seams or that Vera Wang is responsible for this monstrosity. (I had to fact check this because I just could not believe Vera would be affiliated with any part of this). While it is a departure from her standard spandex hoochie wear… the poor fitting of the gown just makes it appear vulgar. Listen, silk satin isn’t for everyone, girl.