Hey, Carey! what’s with the face, pretty?
Oh…. now I see. You put on this Vomit Vionnet dress for the premiere of Never Let Me Go and soon realized you’d made a fatal error. By fatal, I mean that it looks to me like Jaws is attacking our abdomen. I’m wondering if, perhaps, there was some sort of theme to this movie. Are you asking us to not let you go (a la Titanic) because the water is full of blood hungry sharks?
xx,
WhyDid
I’m not going to preface this one by saying that, “Oooh, I love Nicki, so I feel bad saying this” cause I don’t. Her voice annoys me and as Mike Rivera said, “I think if you asked Nicki Minaj to rap to the opening of a super market, she would.” That being said, behold:
Here is Nicki Minaj wearing some pants that clearly resemble Mr. Hammer when performing on the David Letterman show the other night. Ugh. Did she not do her homework? Nicki, don’t you know what became of M.C. Hammer?
I mean, she may as well be wearing a multi colored oversized adult diaper. I have nothing else to say about this.
xx,
WhyDid
Seriously though… this girl. She apparently can get away with anything she wants. She’s like my dog. Pees on the carpet and I just smile cause he’s soooo cute. Why don’t you try murder next time, P?
Oh wait. Apparently that’s what you’re trying to do to me with this outfit. Someone call the police. Attempted murder. Anyway, here’s Paris in Japan. The only country where people seem to not hate her. I mean… what on earth is she wearing? Another major concern of mine is this: Why can’t a girl who has so much money and basically access to the best of the best in beauty get herself a decent set of hair extensions? Why? Why? Why? Forget her cocaine/gum… her get up is a crime in and of itself.
Let justice be served.
xx,
WhyDid
This one hurts. Brace yourselves. Here are Beyonce and Jay-Z boarding a yacht in St. Tropez yesterday.
Let’s have a closer look… Good word. I mean, I’m not sure I even know what to say about this one. Nevermind, yes I do. Beyonce (BeyBey), Jay is NEVER supposed to look better than you. How is that even possible? You’re supposed to be the pretty one!
Ugh… I can’t look at this anymore. What do you guys think?
xx,
WhyDid
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