Seriously though… this girl. She apparently can get away with anything she wants. She’s like my dog. Pees on the carpet and I just smile cause he’s soooo cute. Why don’t you try murder next time, P?

0921-paris-hilton-japan-03-480x720Oh wait. Apparently that’s what you’re trying to do to me with this outfit. Someone call the police. Attempted murder. Anyway, here’s Paris in Japan. The only country where people seem to not hate her. I mean… what on earth is she wearing? Another major concern of mine is this: Why can’t a girl who has so much money and basically access to the best of the best in beauty get herself a decent set of hair extensions? Why? Why? Why? Forget her cocaine/gum… her get up is a crime in and of itself.


Let justice be served.