I mean, there aren’t enough hours in the day for the annoyances that have shown up on my doorstep this week…
- Los Angeles.
- This onslaught of hot young actresses in “mom” jeans.
- The Real Housewives of DC. I hope there is not a second season.
- Ashlee Simpson’s new ‘do. Though her baby’s awfully cute.
- WordPress… no, I didn’t need that last draft. No, seriously… it’s fine.
- Cat vomit. Thanks, Fluff.
- People who blatantly copy WhyDid and people who steal my gays. I mean I can’t.
- Zoe Saldana’s Calvin Klein commercial. It makes me really uncomfortable.
- People who can not just be happy for others. I do not need your lecture. Just smack me five and let’s move on.
- Jessica Simpson… just for good measure.
Luckily, I’m blonde… otherwise you’d be giving me grey hair.