Real Housewives Of DC

The List Volume XXIII

By Kirsten|October 15th, 2010|The List|

I mean, there aren’t enough hours in the day for the annoyances that have shown up on my doorstep this week…

Los Angeles.
This onslaught of hot young actresses in “mom” jeans.
The Real Housewives of DC. I hope there is not a second season.
Ashlee Simpson’s new ‘do. Though her baby’s awfully cute.
WordPress… no, I didn’t need that last draft. No, seriously… it’s fine.
Cat vomit. Thanks, Fluff.
People who blatantly copy WhyDid and people who steal my gays. I mean I can’t.
Zoe Saldana’s Calvin Klein commercial. It makes me really uncomfortable.
People who can not just be happy for others. I do not need your lecture. Just smack me five and let’s move on.
Jessica Simpson… just for good measure.

Luckily, I’m blonde… otherwise you’d be giving me grey hair.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XIV

By Kirsten|August 6th, 2010|The List|

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I can’t lie, I actually forgot today was Friday and time for “the list.” That’s because I’ve been living in a love filled bubble complete with furry white cats and dogs. Take a sigh of relief, I still have plenty of things to compile into this week’s list.

Um, Lindsay Lohan’s “jail sentence.” She’s like my dog. Never gets in trouble. Sigh.
Life in a Bikini. WTF is this? I see billboards for it everywhere. At first glance I liked the name of it, cause you know how I feel about bikinis, but upon further investigation, it sounds like a bowl of crock.
Malls.
Kitten heels. And just ugly heels in general. Five inches or bust, ladies.
Sun umbrellas. Sumbrellas. I believe they were parasols at some point in time.
People who can’t take a hint. What must I do to make things clear?
Leggings in disguise. While, having a built in crotch cover is clever… you’re still not fooling anyone.
The Jersey Shore. I can’t believe we are paying these people’s salaries.
Fish oil burps.
The Real Housewives of DC. Might be the worst cast yet!!