So, Kingsley did it. I’ve done it before. Today, I will do it again. Just a few things that annoyed me this week.
- Kate Gosselin’s weave.
- Volcanoes. I mean, really? We have things to do and you’re totes effing up our sched.
- Bathroom attendants. I don’t need your help pumping the soap and no, you don’t deserve a dollar for it.
- Molly Sims. No reason necessary.
- People who talk to me when I’ve clearly got headphones on. I’m obvi trying to avoid all communication with you. Get it?
- iPads. Still don’t get it.
- The Millionaire Matchmaker reunion show. Reunion shows are bullshit.
- Cellulite. I wanna know the male equivalent. Balding?
- SJP’s Vogue cover. Why does she look 24? She’s 40+ and we know it.
Okay, that’s all… for this week.