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The List Volume LIII

By |September 23rd, 2011|The List|

Sometimes I’m a rainbow colored basket full of kittens and glitter.  Other times I’m more like a tornado of cacti and vinegar.  Today is the latter.

  1. Wait… why is the failing marriage of Tareq and Michaele Salahi national news?
  2. Toddlers and Tiaras, Toddlers and Tiaras, Toddlers and Tiaras
  3. Biting your lip.  And then biting it again in the same place.  Repeatedly.
  4. E! Fashion Police.  How can anyone take anything Kelly Osbourne says seriously? 
  5. Couples with “joint” Facebook accounts.  JaneJohn Doe liked your photo.  If you have to share a Facebook account, you have bigger issues than only one computer in the house.
  6. Speaking of Facebook, I think this whole “timeline” layout is a disaster waiting to happen. You really want my entire history on FB on here? Yikes, bring on the domestics!
  7. Dancing with the Stars.  Should it be Dancing with the Star F*#ckers
  8. Trolls.
  9. Kim Kardashian’s sex tape.  Did we forget about this?
  10. That satellite falling from outer space – headed directly for earth.  They say there’s a 1 in 3200 chance of being hit… but I’m not the gambling type.
xx,
WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Kelly Osbourne

By |September 15th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

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First and foremost, I want to say, “Dammmn, gurl!” When did Kelly O get so sexy and svelte? She really looks amazing and she was for sure my favorite on Dancing with the Stars (wait: did I say that out loud?). Anyway, I would love to know how she got/stayed in such great shape. Why do I feel that it may involve the drinking of young pig’s blood? Regardless of how great she looks… it will not excuse this little number:

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Here’s Kelly at V Magazine’s party at the Standard in New York on Monday night. I mean… isn’t she on E!’s Fashion Police? Hm… I smell foul play.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume V

By |May 21st, 2010|The List|

You know what time it is:

  1. The man on the train with bongo drums. See my iPod? I’m good, but thanks.
  2. Tapestry luggage. CM257
  3. Airhorns.
  4. Flames on anything besides a fire.
  5. Bluetooth headsets. You know when you see people chatting away to themselves and you think they are totally insane? Who the eff are you talking to?hands-free-cell-phone
  6. The phrase, “We’ve got them by the short and curlies.”
  7. Ocho Cinco’s flesh colored DWTS outfit. Prob. what did him in.Picture 1
  8. Ocho Cinco’s new dating show.
  9. Ocho Cinco.
  10. Men who don’t flush the toilets in unisex public bathrooms. Yeah, I’m talking to you, shirtless guy at Soho House.

xx,

WhyDid