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You know what time it is:

1. The man on the train with bongo drums. See my iPod? I’m good, but thanks.
2. Tapestry luggage. 
3. Airhorns.
4. Flames on anything besides a fire.
5. Bluetooth headsets. You know when you see people chatting away to themselves and you think they are totally insane? Who the eff are you talking to?
6. The phrase, “We’ve got them by the short and curlies.”
7. Ocho Cinco’s flesh colored DWTS outfit. Prob. what did him in.
8. Ocho Cinco’s new dating show.
9. Ocho Cinco.
10. Men who don’t flush the toilets in unisex public bathrooms. Yeah, I’m talking to you, shirtless guy at Soho House.

xx,

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