You know what time it is:
- The man on the train with bongo drums. See my iPod? I’m good, but thanks.
- Tapestry luggage.
- Flames on anything besides a fire.
- Bluetooth headsets. You know when you see people chatting away to themselves and you think they are totally insane? Who the eff are you talking to?
- The phrase, “We’ve got them by the short and curlies.”
- Ocho Cinco’s flesh colored DWTS outfit. Prob. what did him in.
- Ocho Cinco’s new dating show.
- Ocho Cinco.
- Men who don’t flush the toilets in unisex public bathrooms. Yeah, I’m talking to you, shirtless guy at Soho House.