- The phrase, “right meow.” I don’t know who started it, but it must stop.
- Picking the one stall with no toilet paper.
- Pulling your hair up into the perfect messy mess and having one piece hanging down in a “rat tail.”
- Flying hungover. Not good. Anyone who’s been to Vegas can vouch, I’m sure.
- Getting the chatty cab driver. In the words of the oh so eloquent Rihanna, “Shut up and drive.”
- Solo underwear dance parties.
- If one dog is good, three dogs are better.
- Learning to love your natural hair color.
- Chloe Moretz.
- Screaming at the very top of your lungs. Pillow or no pillow.
I promise to be on time next week… maybe.