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Would You Wednesday: Nicki Minaj

By Kirsten|October 6th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

I’m not going to preface this one by saying that, “Oooh, I love Nicki, so I feel bad saying this” cause I don’t. Her voice annoys me and as Mike Rivera said, “I think if you asked Nicki Minaj to rap to the opening of a super market, she would.” That being said, behold:

minajhammer Here is Nicki Minaj wearing some pants that clearly resemble Mr. Hammer when performing on the David Letterman show the other night. Ugh. Did she not do her homework? Nicki, don’t you know what became of M.C. Hammer?

61929551 I mean, she may as well be wearing a multi colored oversized adult diaper. I have nothing else to say about this.

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Christina Aguilera

By Kirsten|September 29th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

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I’m not sure you guys are aware of how strongly I feel about Christina Aguilera, so you should know how much this pains me (and make totally clear that I’m completely unbiased when it comes to bad fashion). Here is the lovely songstress a few days back and she looks… well… um…

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Dirrty? I’m a firm believer that if you’re going to do the whole “platinum” tresses, you must steer clear of the clementine skin tone. This looks more Miss Piggy and less Marilyn Monroe. And what’s going on around your eyes, you little blonde raccoon? Did you fall asleep with your sunnies on? Ugh…

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xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Paris Edition

By Kirsten|September 22nd, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

Seriously though… this girl. She apparently can get away with anything she wants. She’s like my dog. Pees on the carpet and I just smile cause he’s soooo cute. Why don’t you try murder next time, P?

0921-paris-hilton-japan-03-480x720 Oh wait. Apparently that’s what you’re trying to do to me with this outfit. Someone call the police. Attempted murder. Anyway, here’s Paris in Japan. The only country where people seem to not hate her. I mean… what on earth is she wearing? Another major concern of mine is this: Why can’t a girl who has so much money and basically access to the best of the best in beauty get herself a decent set of hair extensions? Why? Why? Why? Forget her cocaine/gum… her get up is a crime in and of itself.

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Let justice be served.

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Kelly Osbourne

By Kirsten|September 15th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

First and foremost, I want to say, “Dammmn, gurl!” When did Kelly O get so sexy and svelte? She really looks amazing and she was for sure my favorite on Dancing with the Stars (wait: did I say that out loud?). Anyway, I would love to know how she got/stayed in such great shape. Why do I feel that it may involve the drinking of young pig’s blood? Regardless of how great she looks… it will not excuse this little number:

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Here’s Kelly at V Magazine’s party at the Standard in New York on Monday night. I mean… isn’t she on E!’s Fashion Police? Hm… I smell foul play.

xx,

WhyDid

Would You Wednesday: Leighton Meester Edition

By Kirsten|September 8th, 2010|Why Did or Why Don't?|

UGH. This really upsets me cause there aren’t two things I love much more than Gossip Girl and Leighton Meester. That being said…

61519851 Here is Leighton at the Fashion’s Night Out: The Show on Tuesday night wearing a Versus dress, Louis Vuitton clutch, and Christian Louboutin booties. I mean, She is so gorge, but this outfit is horrid. The only thing it makes me want to do is gossip about how ugly it is. Sigh, why, Blair Leighton, why? Now the Columbia girls are never going to accept you!