With this sudden beautiful spring weather, I woke up this morning with all intentions of bringing you a bunch of fabulous footwear… you know, sex on stilettos. However, while perusing the web in search of some lovelies, I was horrified to see some of the monstrosities being offered instead. Here’s a few of the best of the worst:

0469624646702R_300x400Chle Mihara Platform Wedge Sandal, $395

0445246523386R_300x400Fendi Cinderella Runway Platform Sandals, $1,140

0448821232048R_300x400Jimmy Choo Denim Wedge Sandals, $445

0441937479468R_300x400Maison Martin Margiela Wedge Sandals, $1,245

0468237204859R_300x400Prada Studded Plex Clogs, $850

0441944763871R_300x400Comme des Garconnes Comme Comme Maryjane Flats, $715

0469648344561R_300x400MM6 Maison Martin Margiela Thong Open Toe Boots, $380

0469643045333R_CGOLD_300x400Marc by Marc Jacobs Crisscross Ankle Wrap Sandals, $395

0441941696370R_300x400Ann Demeulemeester Gladiator Sandals, $975

So there you have it. Never knew I could be so offended by footwear. Feel free to purchase these shoes, I’ve included the links… but I’m not sitting with you.