Why Did You Wear That: Shoe Fly, Don’t Bother Me.
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Why Did You Wear That?
With this sudden beautiful spring weather, I woke up this morning with all intentions of bringing you a bunch of fabulous footwear… you know, sex on stilettos. However, while perusing the web in search of some lovelies, I was horrified to see some of the monstrosities being offered instead. Here’s a few of the best of the worst:
Chle Mihara Platform Wedge Sandal, $395
Fendi Cinderella Runway Platform Sandals, $1,140
Jimmy Choo Denim Wedge Sandals, $445
Maison Martin Margiela Wedge Sandals, $1,245
Prada Studded Plex Clogs, $850
Comme des Garconnes Comme Comme Maryjane Flats, $715
MM6 Maison Martin Margiela Thong Open Toe Boots, $380
Marc by Marc Jacobs Crisscross Ankle Wrap Sandals, $395
Ann Demeulemeester Gladiator Sandals, $975
So there you have it. Never knew I could be so offended by footwear. Feel free to purchase these shoes, I’ve included the links… but I’m not sitting with you.
xx,
WhyDid
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Why Did You Wear That?
With this sudden beautiful spring weather, I woke up this morning with all intentions of bringing you a bunch of fabulous footwear… you know, sex on stilettos. However, while perusing the web in search of some lovelies, I was horrified to see some of the monstrosities being offered instead. Here’s a few of the best of the worst:
Chle Mihara Platform Wedge Sandal, $395
Fendi Cinderella Runway Platform Sandals, $1,140
Jimmy Choo Denim Wedge Sandals, $445
Maison Martin Margiela Wedge Sandals, $1,245
Prada Studded Plex Clogs, $850
Comme des Garconnes Comme Comme Maryjane Flats, $715
MM6 Maison Martin Margiela Thong Open Toe Boots, $380
Marc by Marc Jacobs Crisscross Ankle Wrap Sandals, $395
Ann Demeulemeester Gladiator Sandals, $975
So there you have it. Never knew I could be so offended by footwear. Feel free to purchase these shoes, I’ve included the links… but I’m not sitting with you.
xx,
WhyDid
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wow, this really blow. check out plvstudio.com- should be some nice stuff there!
[...] Didn’t think so. The only time I can think these might even be useful are while running home after a pedicure so as not to smudge those freshly lacquered tootsies. But then again… I’D JUST WEAR FLIP FLOPS. Too cold for flip flops? Then WEAR SHOES. Real shoes. Not these hybrid foot freakshows. (Pretty sure a similar pair made my frightening footwear roundup). [...]