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Why Did You Wear That: CDG –> LAX

By Kirsten|February 4th, 2011|Celebrity Style|

I haven’t talked about this little lady in a while…

Oh, hey Paris! I’m not sure whether the actual outfit or the look on her face is what kills me the most. She looks so proud of herself. To be quite honest, if I didn’t know this was Paris, I would think it was just a waitress from T.G.I. Fridays on break at the airport. Well, except she seems to be missing some “flair.”

Let’s take a closer look:

Oh, I stand corrected. The matching hat and fingerless gloves really just put this ensemble over the edge. Talk about flair! I’m always baffled by fingerless gloves. I understand them when they have the little mitten type of thing that covers your fingers when you’re done texting. That makes sense to me. The ones that are just fingerless for the sake of being fingerless seem to be a bit of an oxymoron. Not to mention, Paris isn’t dressed like she’s particularly cold anywhere else besides, I suppose, her wrists.

Speaking of flair… Her cheesy flare legged black pants and bizarre puff sleeve shirt only further confuse me. And the red diaper bag? I thought it might be one of her poor sweet animals inside, but I don’t see any breathing holes… so for the sake of Tinkerbell, let’s hope it’s just a fugly purse. Let’s just cross our fingers that Paris is hopping a flight out of town… to a place with no paparazzi so we are not subjected to fashion f*ck up’s like this one.

xx,

WhyDid

Why Did You Wear That: A Night in Paris

By Kirsten|March 9th, 2009|Celebrity Style, Why Did You Wear That?|

This is probably a pretty cheap shot, but I must say, Paris Hilton never ceases to amaze me with the crazy contraptions she comes up with. Here she is at the Grammy’s:

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Where, oh where do I begin? I thinkthis may have started off as an Herve creation, but then something went awry. My theory? She picked a cute, colorful, and incredibly short dress from the designer, but then she got fancy on us. After a couple (too many) bellinis, she looked at Tinkerbell and thought to herself, “This would be totally hot if I jazzed it up a little.” Then she got out her glue gun and bedazzler and went to town.

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Good word. Upon further inspection, it appears that the amazing green shiny fabric is actually chainmail. I guess she figured if she got into any catfights over who was hotter, it would serve her as armor. Smart girl. (*Bonus: matches her bag too)

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Now, I can give credit where credit is due, and Paris is a pretty girl (despite her mildly wonk eye). However, wtf is up with her Mystic Tan? She looks like she just came back from an 8 week vacation to the equator.

Thanks again, P. Hil for always delivering us with your unrivaled “fashion sense.”

xx,

WhyDid