The List Volume LXXXIV
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I know you’d expect me to come in with guns blazing for this week’s edition of The List. And while it would be fairly simple to stick to a straight up original ten point list (all things considered), let’s see if I can’t somehow spin all that negativity into something even the slightest bit positive.
- The blame game.
- Thinking you’ve made the biggest designer shoe score EVER only to realize the box was mislabeled and you don’t actually wear a size 5.5.
- Finding makeup on a pillow (not to mention the sham!) that is so clearly not yours because you don’t wear the shade called, “Creamsicle” or “Oompa Loompa.”
- People using fancy words in hopes of sounding smarter, but instead confusing words as simple as “lair” and “layer.” Oops.
- Having too many plans.
- Having too many plans.
- Knowing how to walk properly on a sidewalk.
- Getting all of your fall shoes and boots re-heeled fully knowing you’re about to rip them all right back off the moment you step foot on a subway grate.
- The look on the delivery man’s face when answering the door in a robe.
- Having friends, family, and loyal readers who love and support you through those tough times when you just feel like throwing in the towel.
You may have noticed I went ahead and left off “leaving wallet in taxi” and “site outages” because, well, we already know those suck. So, have a great weekend
xx,
WhyDid
