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I’ve always been a firm believer that no matter how beautiful you look in that new Kimberly Ovitz, if you open your mouth and have nothing more intelligent to talk about than which pro athlete one of the Kardashians is dating, then you’ve just wasted a lot of makeup and time in the mirror.  So, to help you lovely ladies out, I’ve found some of the web’s hottest headlines that are totally chatter-worthy:

• Now that you’ve scored a lovely evening out with a handsome gentleman, let’s just hope he doesn’t work in finance… but at Apple instead. [Forbes]
• He could then fill you in on the new Facebook messaging iPhone app that may very well replace texting. [Mashable]
• Unless, of course, the hacker group, Anonymous, destroys Facebook on November 5th… [Mashable]
• Which then would foil the NYPD’s plan to track criminals via social media. [Mashable]
• If things go well you might want to test out MTV’s new app to help you find the closest condom or [Mashable]
• book a flight during Virgin America’s crazy online sale (hurry though it’s only 24 hours!). [Mashable]
• I wouldn’t recommend heading to London just yet [HuffPost]
• but perhaps a trip to Paris where you can now buy baguettes from vending machines? [Gawker]
• Didn’t see sparks on your first date? Those were just solar flares. [HuffPost]
• Well, at least your Louboutins look great… or are those YSL? [NYMag]

Even if your date turns out to be a dud, at least you know you were armed and prepared both mentally and physically.

xx,

WhyDid

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