I’ve always been a firm believer that no matter how beautiful you look in that new Kimberly Ovitz, if you open your mouth and have nothing more intelligent to talk about than which pro athlete one of the Kardashians is dating, then you’ve just wasted a lot of makeup and time in the mirror.  So, to help you lovely ladies out, I’ve found some of the web’s hottest headlines that are totally chatter-worthy:

Even if your date turns out to be a dud, at least you know you were armed and prepared both mentally and physically.




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