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Why Did You Wear That: Camel Ammo

By Kirsten|May 8th, 2009|Why Did You Wear That?|

So you guys were pretty obsessed with Bump-Its, but apparently, you were really obsessed with Kamelflage.

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Well, good news. I’m going to blog about it again. The ladies of Kamelflage have re-branded and are now going by the name of “CamelAmmo.” Yes, I’m for serious. No, I don’t know how they keep coming up with these names. I would like to think that it was after a few too many glasses of rose, but I think we’ll have to ask them about it.

CamelAmmo is patent pending and is intended for fighting the “frontal wedgie.” These little panty partners are to be inserted in the front lining of your undies, like so:

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Now, the ladies of CamelAmmo insist that now you can “size down” but I still stand firm that if you are getting wrinkles in the crotch or any other area, you’re in the wrong size. I had a wonderful sewing teacher in college (yes, I was required to complete an entire course on learning to sew) who always said, “Wrinkles point to the problem area.” Words to live by, ladies.

I personally, have not tried these little guys out, so I’m not sure how effective they are, but I think in the case of leggings, which by the way, still are not pants, they could be pretty helpful. Hey, Miss Marshall, these might be a good investment for you.

You can now visit their website (www.camelammo.com) and purchase your very own CamelAmmo.

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Why Did You Wear That: Cameltoe Camouflage

By Kirsten|March 31st, 2009|Why Did You Wear That?|

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I love starting my week off with brilliant discoveries. Yesterday, I was lucky enough to meet a couple of lovely young women who have come up with a very interesting new product. Their product is called Kamelflage (use your imagination).

After witnessing one too many “frontal wedgies,” Treger Strasberg and Loren Weiner sprung into action. They created an insert for your underpants that slips into the inside lining that will prevent your panties from getting in a bunch.

I can’t decide whether this is genius or gross?

Frontal wedgies are caused by ill fitting pants. Size up, ladies. (Yet another reason why leggings should not be worn as pants).
Okay, now you don’t have cameltoe, but instead you have a bulge in your pants.
Are that many people suffering from frontal wedgies? This might be a whole other concern.

Either way, you can check Kamelflage out yourself: http://www.kamelflage.com/

And an ode to an old classic by Fanny Pack.

xx,

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