Oh, why yes, today is Friday the 13th. What a perfect day for things to suck! I can barely even see straight so just writing this is going to be a feat in and of itself. If there are type-o’s or I can’t quite form a cohesive sentence, deal with it. I am.
- Having to pretend I care. (pssst- I don’t).
- Men in tank tops. Seriously, just stop.
- The morning after.
- Having to break the news that your +1 has gone to +none.
- Sitting down at a desk to write this list and seeing this bitch staring back at me:
- When your chapstick has melted unbeknownst to you and then you open it and start to apply it only to give yourself an at home wax.
- Picking up a drink and thinking it’s going to be one thing, say water, and it turning out to be something else, say vodka.
- Applying so much eye cream that you look at yourself in the mirror midday and realize that your mascara is now on your cheeks. Cool.
- Your face.