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Oh, why yes, today is Friday the 13th. What a perfect day for things to suck! I can barely even see straight so just writing this is going to be a feat in and of itself. If there are type-o’s or I can’t quite form a cohesive sentence, deal with it. I am.
- Having to pretend I care. (pssst- I don’t).
- Men in tank tops. Seriously, just stop.
- The morning after.
- Having to break the news that your +1 has gone to +none.
- Sitting down at a desk to write this list and seeing this bitch staring back at me:
- When your chapstick has melted unbeknownst to you and then you open it and start to apply it only to give yourself an at home wax.
- Picking up a drink and thinking it’s going to be one thing, say water, and it turning out to be something else, say vodka.
- Mushrooms.
- Applying so much eye cream that you look at yourself in the mirror midday and realize that your mascara is now on your cheeks. Cool.
- Your face.
xx,
WhyDid
Firstly, your face is lovely.
Men in tank tops are gross, Ed Hardy is a post within itself or don’t acknowledge i, then it ceases to exsist (that theory worked for the monsters that hid all around my room as a kiddo, solid advice).”la bella vita”
The morning after can be hideous, my most recent one definately was, which is why I generally have a no sleep over policy! and sometimes that surprise glass of vodka can ease the annoynaces but I reccomend coconut water an apple (Fuji or Honeycrisp, green ones are sick) and a Lunesta!
You are a good egg, so phuck regrets!
As the always classy LaLohan has written on her equally amazing body,
“la bella vita” or something….
xoxo
Ignore all typos, my work computer hates me on your site and there is a massive delay from when I type to when it shows up and I don’t have that kind of patience after my own crap week!
There are few things worse then men in tank tops, you topped it by including an Ed Hardy tank top. Job well done!