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The List Volume XXII

By |October 8th, 2010|The List|
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Let’s make it quick and painless, people. It’s been a long week and shawty needs a drank!

  1. Everybody (including Subway) jumping on the Twitter train. NO ONE cares what you ate for breakfast.
  2. Commercials that make no sense. What are you selling? Floors? Birds? Peanut butter? I can’t tell… but I’m hungry now.
  3. Kim Kardashian pretending that was the FIRST time she got Botox… C’mon girl…
  4. The Kardashians tackifying  NYC. Ugh. Stay in LA where you belong. Hell, I’ll even throw in Miami for you. akdjf;klsdjf;akdjf. I can’t even. Your outfits. GGHJIOHJKBHSDFBKS. Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian
  5. Brittney Jones. Shut. Up.
  6. Flavored coffe. It’s just bullshit. I mean, really.
  7. Fantasy football. Let’s be serious, this is just a less intellectual version of Dungeons and Dragons.
  8. Wannabe nerds. We GET it. The Social Network was great (though far from fact). I bet the real nerds of the world are PISSED. 5-steve-urkel
  9. The people who vote against my fashion faux pas each and every single time… You know who you are.
  10. People who leave garbage in the elevator. WTH?

Bartender, tequila on the rocks.

xx,

WhyDid

The List Volume XX

By |September 24th, 2010|The List|
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Well, wouldn’t you know? It’s that time again… and this week I’m not feeling as fluffy kitty and rainbow-y. So, here. we. go…

  1. If you’re going to write a HEADLINE… please at least spell it right. If you think that’s how you spell “loses” then you’re dumber than we thought.looooooses
  2. Loud, mouthy eaters.
  3. Lindsay Lohan is an asshole.
  4. Ali Lohan is also an asshole.
  5. Hypochondriac pet owners. Scout is going to be just fine, ma’am.
  6. Trailer parks
  7. Um, what’s the stink about Katy Perry on Sesame Street? I mean, shouldn’t wardrobe have caught that? And really… is it that bad? It’s about as risque as an ice skater or a gymnast. Do you let your kids watch the Olympics? Thought so.katy_perry_sesame_street_2010_300x400
  8. People who take the credit for other’s work.
  9. Okay then, I’ll spell it out: Todd Goldman
  10. Having to get out of bed when you just found the perfect spot.

And there you have it, folks. Do me a favor and stop getting on my nerves.

xx,

WhyDid

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