I mean, I think it’s all of our favorite time of the week… THE list. Did you make the cut?
- Brandy aka Bran’Nu. Are you kidding me? Stop. It.
- Humidity. Not good for my weave.
- Acrylic nails. Are we still doing that?
- Boys with highlights. Let’s swap spit, not hair products.
- Katy Perry’s light up dress. Talk about a waste of energy.
- Jennifer Lopez’s publicist. She’s doing a great job. Good for J.Lo, bad for us.
- Pretty Wild. How did this show not get canceled after the first episode? And why do I not have a show? I can swing from a pole too, you know.
- Car bombs. How DARE you try to blow up our fair city.
- People who tuck their pants into their sandals. WTF??!!
- Being uninformed. If you’ve got 30 minutes for The Hills, you’ve got 30 minutes to at least scan the newspaper. Nothing better than beauty + brains.
Have a great weekend – and pick up the Sunday Times…