Wait a second… You. just. wait. one. second. Did Brad and Angelina adopt another child without us knowing it? No? So, you mean to tell me that Maddox is not responsible for smash hits like Grenade and The Lazy Song? Hmmph. Bruno Mars, you got the short end of the stick.
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WhyDid
So, before I announce who I found fantastic and who made me cry “foul!”, I decided to recap the rest of the red carpet from the Golden Globes. Um… I can’t help but notice… there were a lot of duplications in the wardrobe department. Whoops! Perhaps the stylists in Hollywood need to communicate more. Having a twin on the red carpet might be every starlet’s worst nightmare, but seeing double gives us much more to compare come Monday. While I have my own opinions on who rocked the look best, I’m going to go ahead and let you- my usually fashionably elite- readers decide. Now, behold the beauties that were the Golden Globes:
A Case of the Ex:
Sandra Bullock in Jenny Packham vs. Scarlett Johansson in Elie Saab
Moody Nudes:
Carrie Underwood in Badgley Mischka vs. Dianna Agron in J. Mendel
Pretty in Pink:
Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta vs. Megan Fox in Armani Prive
Is White Right?
Jennifer Love Hewitt in Romona Keveza vs. Jennifer Lopez in Zuhair Murad
Mean Green:
Angelina Jolie in Versace vs. Mila Kunis in Vera Wang
Well Red:
January Jones in Versace vs. Sofia Vegara in Vera Wang
It’s a Sherbert:
Emma Stone in Calvin Klein Collection vs. Claire Danes also in Calvin Klein Collection
Blue for You:
Mandy Moore in Monique Lhuillier vs. Jenna Ushkowitz in Rebecca Taylor vs. Amy Adams in Marchesa
xx,
WhyDid
Is that a banana in your dress, Angie? Or are you just happy to see me?
Disregarding the fact that I think she is an alien and Brad looks drunk/constipated/slightly wonk, I can not understand why she has some sort of banana popping out of her LBD (little black dress). Maybe they don’t serve hor d’ouevres at the British Academy Film Awards.
xx,
WhyDid
A psychic from one of the best Online Fortune Teller Sites once told me that I was “okay with the little white lie.” While this might be true, there are a few things in life that you just shouldn’t fib about.
Herve Leger Bandage Dresses- Bebe, Express, and Alice and Olivia have all tried to replicate this trendy dress. None of them have been able to really recreate the drama of the real thing. A real Herve Leger dress hugs you in all of the right places and sucks you in in the others (think of Spanx gone sexy). There are no stray threads, the fabric is heavy and thick, and it only comes in certain styles each season. A black Herve bandage dress is worth the investment. It can be worn for a multitude of occasions. Skip the imitations though. You’ll only end up looking cheap, not chic.
Lips-Ugh! Have you ever seen women walking around with “duck lips”? So gross. There is nothing sexy about looking like Donald Duck’s sister. I understand that voluptuous lips like Angelina Jolie’s and Scarlett Johannsen’s are sexy, but we weren’t all created equal. Learn to love your lips and invest in a good lip plumper (Lip Infusion is my favorite). Do you really want to walk around looking like Heidi from The Hills? Didn’t think so.
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