I can’t lie, all week long I notice things that are completely and ridiculously obnoxious, but when it comes time to sit down and write “the list” I draw a complete blank. Looks like I need an assistant. Anyway, here’s what I came up with this week…
- People with SUV’s who don’t know how to drive them. Seems like the worst drivers are always the ones with the biggest vehicles.
- Wasted time. Mine, yours, someone else’s.
- Leg 1 of Paris Hilton’s brothel themed 30th birthday parties. Give it up already.
- The smell of burnt hair.
- Drama on Entourage. Why is he so annoying? Why is he cast? Who owed him a favor?
- The sound of high heels that need reheeled. Take care of that, would ya?
- When you smush your lipstick to the of the lid. It’s never the same.
- Guys who are under the impression that they are, in fact, still in college. Still in a fraternity, as a matter of fact.
- Luvs “Heavy Dooty” commercial. Ew. Just ew.
- Speaking of creepy babies.