Well, I’m sure you remember when I explained to you that a wink face basically ruined my life. While perusing iTunes to update my collection (because, yes, I do take iTune’s suggestions), I stumbled upon this little musical masterpiece (I REALLY wish this was a joke):

Guess we ALL know what wink faces and emoticons insinuate. I suppose this doesn’t really fall under my typical wadrobe WhyDid’s, so let’s just file this under WhyDidYouProduceThat?? It seems you could write a song about cookie dough and egg nog and make a hit (I have both in case you  need either).