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Beauty Buzz: Picture Perfect

By |October 6th, 2009|Beauty Buzz|

Now that the summer is over and your tan is starting to fade, your skin may start looking a little dull.  Well, I have a little secret that I learned from one of my beautiful bff’s who has gorgeous skin.  Now, you know how I feel about foundation, but I made exception for this.

How does my friend keep her skin looking fresh, dewy, and oh so perfect? She smoothes on Clinique Almost Makeup SPF 15.  It is a sheer moisturizing “foundation” that also has SPF 15. Your skin will look smoother and more even without looking cakey or greasy. Double bonus- moisturizes and has SPF built in. Just because it is no longer summer doesn’t mean you don’t need to protect your skin from the sun. There are several brands with tinted moisturizers, but I find this to be the lightest and least make up like. It comes in several different shades that blend into every skin color. At $21, it’s a steal too.

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Why Did You Wear That: You’ve Said Too Much

By |October 5th, 2009|Why Did You Wear That?|

I didn’t realize people were still doing the whole slogan t-shirt thing until I was trucking around the other day and noticed several douchey t-shirt sayings on several different individuals.  The first t-shirt I spotted was one that said, “Don’t Think Twice.”  Not only is that incredibly poor advice, but that person probably should have thought twice before sporting that particular t-shirt. After that, I saw a girl in an “I Only Date DJ’s” t.  Um, really? Good luck with that.

I blame the whole slogan t-shirt phenomenon on Abercrombie and Fitch.  Especially since they did this little number:

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Obv, I take personal offense to this. I can’t imagine anyone from West Virginia would actually purchase this shirt.  Anyway, below are a few more loser logos that seem to be pretty popular with the common folk.

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Kind of awful/kind of amazing. However, I would be careful when wearing this out on a Friday or Saturday night. You may very well get stabbed with a stiletto heel.

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If you were famous, you wouldn’t have to wear this shirt. And quite honestly, no one wants to be a starfucker. That was so 2001.

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I bet you do. So if that’s the case, please remove this wretched t-shirt and prove it.

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At least you’re being honest.

guidogear_2073_97623705I mean, apparently not. Hence the above t-shirt. All of the “Everybody Loves a…” t’s kill me.  No, everyone does not love a…

So next time you’re scratching your head trying to figure out what to wear, please refrain from stuffing yourself into a slogan t.  Let your mouth do the talking, not your t-shirt.

xx,

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