Tina Fey and her acclaimed show,  30 Rock, had their arms full last night. They took home several awards, but one that Tina should have one and didn’t was “Least Flattering Dress.”

I realize that Tina Fey is no Pamela Anderson, but that is no reason why she shouldn’t be able to look sexy and glamorous on awards night.  I mean, she’s got to know by now that she is going to make it up onto that stage, might as well give us something worth looking at.

The SAG awards are a bit more casual than the other awards shows, but still, her dress last night made my skin itch. I couldn’t even listen to her speech because I was too busy staring at her ta-ta’s (and not for a good reason).  The dress she wore was so ill fitted to her shape that it actually made her boobs look even smaller than they are. Again, I am a fan of the small chested woman as long as she knows what to do with her bug bites. I’m not sure this picture will do the atrocity of a dress any justice, but hopefully you will be able to see what I mean:


The dress is pushing her little bitties right up front and center, which would normally be a good thing, but not in this case. The top is way too small for her, while it looks like the bottom could have been taken in a bit. Also, the bag, shoes, and belt are a bit too matchy-matchy for my taste. And please, don’t even get me started on the fact that her dress is watermarked satin. I can’t even.


Do you see how the boobage, or arm fat, or whatever that is is spilling over the top of her dress? Not a good look and also a sure sign that her dress is too tight.  She is a very lovely woman, but this dress did her absolutely no justice. I know she is funny and quirky, but that’s all the more reason she should be having fun with her clothing.

P.S. A necklace would have helped take the attention from the chest. Just a tip for next time!



P.P.S. more SAG coverage to come!