Listen, I am the very one to shriek with excitement over a theme party, but some of the guests of the Benefit for the children of Tanzania took it a little too far.

She is really just doing too much. The hair, the print, the jacket! It is overwhelming and it’s giving me a bit of anxiety just looking at it. He— well, he’s just guilty by association. My man had BETTER tell me to change if I try and throw a curve ball like that.

I was trying really  hard not to lose the effect of her amazing “tribal face painting” when blacking out this photo. I mean… really?