Unfortunately, (maybe fortunately for some) I am only one person. Therefore, I turn to you for your discriminating taste. Send any crimes of fashion that you witness in your area to firstname.lastname@example.org. Label where and when you got the footage and I will post the most brilliant findings on here.
Just make sure you either chop the victim(s)’s head(s) off (not literally) or black out their eyes (again, not literally). I definitely don’t have time to get sued right now. Lawsuit = stress. Stress = wrinkles. Wrinkles = Botox (and I’m far too young for that). Let me know if you’d like to remain anonymous as well!
Thanks and Happy hunting!